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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4605 on: October 12, 2021, 02:00:34 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 12, 2021, 05:23:49 AM
Bart,

Pulled this clickacy the other day. Question is, have you ever used this outfit to move your yacht, Bart's Bastard from Lake Ontario to the Greek Isles? If so, would you use them again?

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Why would I bring Bart's Bastard all the way from Lake Ontario when Bart Le Batard is sitting right there in Port Pierre Canto?
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T THINK THESE THROUGH!

Bairyn has been wanting to go back to Greece to pick up a few more of these grocery bags.
These fuckers fold up into square and have a little snappy thing on top to keep them closed.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4606 on: October 12, 2021, 05:10:00 PM »
Quote from: KSM on October 12, 2021, 10:47:16 AM
They say that if you look in the cupboard you still find closeted gay ones. @ShayP

@Bart Ell  Should I take this as a slight?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4607 on: October 12, 2021, 05:14:05 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 12, 2021, 01:56:05 PM
Put up an ad looking for a female to play R2D2.
Profit.

You are always thinking ahead.  That little bit of extra...  Nice.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4608 on: October 13, 2021, 03:28:45 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on October 12, 2021, 05:10:00 PM
@Bart Ell  Should I take this as a slight?

Person? Yes..
Only a slight person would fit in a cupboard.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4609 on: October 13, 2021, 04:06:55 AM »
Bart,

What is gonna happen in 55 minutes?  Should I be scared?

https://twitter.com/united/status/1448017388415459336

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4610 on: October 13, 2021, 05:12:53 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 13, 2021, 04:06:55 AM
Bart,

What is gonna happen in 55 minutes?  Should I be scared?

https://twitter.com/united/status/1448017388415459336

United Airlines? If it involves getting on one of their flights then yes.
Their pilots love the cocaine!

I'M ON A PLANE WITH COCAINE

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4611 on: October 14, 2021, 05:14:26 AM »
Bart,

After that newspaper that often featured the Batboy on the cover folded up, I have kind of drifted around aimlessly looking for a non-biased, reliable source for news. Lately, I have been relying on The Phaser where I can "Stun 'em with truth":

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I mean, it's okay. I've learned some stuff but it really isn't the same. I miss him so much Bart.
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Any advice?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4612 on: October 14, 2021, 05:18:28 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 12, 2021, 02:00:34 PM
Bairyn has been wanting to go back to Greece to pick up a few more of these grocery bags.
These fuckers fold up into square and have a little snappy thing on top to keep them closed.

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They look practical and handy to use but they might be a bit much for the Food Lion.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4613 on: October 14, 2021, 05:22:12 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2021, 05:14:26 AM
Bart,

After that newspaper that often featured the Batboy on the cover folded up, I have kind of drifted around aimlessly looking for a non-biased, reliable source for news. Lately, I have been relying on The Phaser where I can "Stun 'em with truth":

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I mean, it's okay. I've learned some stuff but it really isn't the same. I miss him so much Bart.
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Any advice?

Start your own!
If you want people to help spread your news then just get yourself on Telegram.
People spread the shit they see on there like they are Luke and it is the gospel.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4614 on: October 14, 2021, 02:55:01 PM »
Bart,
Is it a good omen, when the German Army breaks out the torches and marches at night?

https://twitter.com/bundeswehrinfo/status/1448325407179214851

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4615 on: October 14, 2021, 03:03:36 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2021, 02:55:01 PM
Bart,
Is it a good omen, when the German Army breaks out the torches and marches at night?

https://twitter.com/bundeswehrinfo/status/1448325407179214851
Can I answer?
It’s worse when they break out long knives and sneak around at night.
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4616 on: October 14, 2021, 03:16:45 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2021, 02:55:01 PM
Bart,
Is it a good omen, when the German Army breaks out the torches and marches at night?

https://twitter.com/bundeswehrinfo/status/1448325407179214851
Deutschland über alles!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4617 on: October 14, 2021, 04:37:29 PM »
Bart,

Should all yellow bellied, sonsa bitches be f*cked or just most of them? Is there any room for discernement?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4618 on: October 14, 2021, 05:05:21 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2021, 04:37:29 PM
Bart,

Should all yellow bellied, sonsa bitches be f*cked or just most of them? Is there any room for discernement?

I feel his anger.
I am sure he has put in hundreds of hours getting his Village People tribute band ready for the big show and then people come in and threaten to shut it down.
It is obvious he is a severely gay man and has had to deal with doors being closed on him ever since he opened that closet door and set himself free.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4619 on: October 15, 2021, 12:29:31 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2021, 02:55:01 PM
Bart,
Is it a good omen, when the German Army breaks out the torches and marches at night?

https://twitter.com/bundeswehrinfo/status/1448325407179214851

Stupid Germans. Never learn from history. Just keep repeating the same idiocy. Wait ...

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