Ask Bart Anything

[JUAN]

Blimps are submarines of the sky.
You won't find me in either.
You can also add cruise ships to the list.

Come on.  You know you’d like a cruise ship gig.  Old ladies.  Every virus on earth. Same songs every night.

[whoozit]

How does one get a handle like THRUST MEATNOZZLE?  Asking for a less well endowed friend.

[KSM]

How does one get a handle like THRUST MEATNOZZLE?  Asking for a less well endowed friend.

You have to have an ex who brands you with the nickname.  Tell your..  friend. 

[Bart Ell]

Come on.  You know you’d like a cruise ship gig.  Old ladies.  Every virus on earth. Same songs every night.

Sounds like a Jimmy Buffet show.

[Bart Ell]

How does one get a handle like THRUST MEATNOZZLE?  Asking for a less well endowed friend.

Send a DM begging for a name change.
Including the Amazon gift card code is optional.
By optional I mean if you want the option of a name change then it must be included.
No insulting denominations.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

If you go full screen at 1/4 speed you will see a bird disappear into the back of this delivery van at top speed, just as the back door is opening to let the prostitute out. What was on the bird's mind? Did it want to lecture the young lady on the dangers of commercial sex? Or perhaps admonish the John? During the tryst perhaps a package of cheese corn broke open and it wanted that or was it trying to get what is known as "sloppy seconds"?
I am so confused..........

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

If you go full screen at 1/4 speed you will see a bird disappear into the back of this delivery van at top speed, just as the back door is opening to let the prostitute out. What was on the bird's mind? Did it want to lecture the young lady on the dangers of commercial sex? Or perhaps admonish the John? During the tryst perhaps a package of cheese corn broke open and it wanted that or was it trying to get what is known as "sloppy seconds"?
I am so confused..........

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SWALLOW!

[TigerLily]

She certainly doesn't look Prime

[Mr Apnea]

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SWALLOW!

And delivered via 2 day Prime!

[Walks_At_Night]

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SWALLOW!

Swallow. OMG. 

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[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

These are the Mom and Dads.  Accordion Dad seems pretty normal.  Sax Dad is a true bad ass. Drum Dad seems to have a used car salesman type of smile plastered on his puss but I can handle that. Mom though.  Mom........  She freaks me out - especially at 1:45. Her smile seems like a "I just drowned an infant in the bathtub" kind of a smile. Is my freaked outness legitimate or is it some sort of latent misogynistic tendency bubbling up out of my Id?

[TigerLily]

Old ladies all have arthritis. They have told me so over and over again. They have put her piano in a position where she must crane her neck around to smile at the camera. She is probably in deep pain. I bet they make her wash and iron all their shirts too. Yes. @Walks_At_Night .You are being mysoginistic again. Go call your mother and remember to help her with the dishes after Thanksgiving dinner

[Walks_At_Night]

Old ladies all have arthritis. They have told me so over and over again. They have put her piano in a position where she must crane her neck around to smile at the camera. She is probably in deep pain. I bet they make her wash and iron all their shirts too. Yes. @Walks_At_Night .You are being mysoginistic again. Go call your mother and remember to help her with the dishes after Thanksgiving dinner

Perhaps....... Perhaps..........  But still.  "The baby. It is drowned.  Muuhaahaaa"

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

These are the Mom and Dads.  Accordion Dad seems pretty normal.  Sax Dad is a true bad ass. Drum Dad seems to have a used car salesman type of smile plastered on his puss but I can handle that. Mom though.  Mom........  She freaks me out - especially at 1:45. Her smile seems like a "I just drowned an infant in the bathtub" kind of a smile. Is my freaked outness legitimate or is it some sort of latent misogynistic tendency bubbling up out of my Id?

It is very clear that she is wearing a Lovense Lush 3 and it is being controlled by the drummer.

https://www.lovense.com/bluetooth-remote-control-vibrator

[ShayP]

It is very clear that she is wearing a Lovense Lush 3 and it is being controlled by the drummer.

https://www.lovense.com/bluetooth-remote-control-vibrator

Why did I watch that video, and why did I click that link?  Internet controlled from any distance!?    Who needs someone to control their vibrator hundreds, if not thousands of miles away?  I don't even know what's real anymore.