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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4860 on: December 13, 2021, 02:34:31 PM »
Why do you ignore almost ALL of my 'Tell's? TELL me in my TELL thread.  Oh,  wait..   ok just tell me here.. @Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4861 on: December 13, 2021, 05:21:43 PM »
Quote from: KSM on December 13, 2021, 02:34:31 PM
Why do you ignore almost ALL of my 'Tell's? TELL me in my TELL thread.  Oh,  wait..   ok just tell me here.. @Bart Ell

A tell is there to read, I had no idea you needed more than that.
I will now gold star all of the future ones.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4862 on: December 13, 2021, 09:40:24 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on December 13, 2021, 07:30:09 AM
Christmas miracle?

@PolkaDot  I've known plenty of pricks. I think you could classify almost all of them as unnecessary but hardly any of them as miracles
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4863 on: December 13, 2021, 09:55:21 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on December 13, 2021, 09:40:24 PM
@PolkaDot  I've known plenty of pricks. I think you could classify almost all of them as unnecessary but hardly any of them as miracles
<<<< MIRACLE MAN

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4864 on: December 13, 2021, 10:47:10 PM »
Quote from: KSM on December 13, 2021, 09:55:21 PM
<<<< MIRACLE MAN

I need a Miracle.  How do I make an appointment?  I'll pay extra for a rush job, time is a factor.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4865 on: December 13, 2021, 10:57:18 PM »
Quote from: StarrMountain on December 13, 2021, 10:47:10 PM
I need a Miracle.  How do I make an appointment?  I'll pay extra for a rush job, time is a factor.

Hi Starr. Now you know if it really is a Miracle as @KSM seems to be bragging you don't want to rush it. By the way Merry Christmas 🎄 Starr. And you too KSM, whichever number you are on this by this time
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4866 on: December 14, 2021, 08:13:34 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 13, 2021, 05:21:43 PM
A tell is there to read, I had no idea you needed more than that.
I will now gold star all of the future ones.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4867 on: December 14, 2021, 09:46:50 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on December 13, 2021, 10:57:18 PM

Hi Starr. Now you know if it really is a Miracle as @KSM seems to be bragging you don't want to rush it. By the way Merry Christmas 🎄 Starr. And you too KSM, whichever number you are on this by this time
At this point 1st Christmas approaches. So - Merry Christmas 🎄

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4868 on: December 15, 2021, 06:18:43 PM »
Bart, 

Tough day.  Looks like Dodge is pulling the plug on the Hemi.   :'(  Is it time to make an end of life buy?  If so - Mopar B5 Blue, Destroyer Gray or Sublime Green?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4869 on: December 16, 2021, 07:27:00 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 15, 2021, 06:18:43 PM
Bart, 

Tough day.  Looks like Dodge is pulling the plug on the Hemi.   :'(  Is it time to make an end of life buy?  If so - Mopar B5 Blue, Destroyer Gray or Sublime Green?

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Green is the one that would make you least comfortable so pick that one.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4870 on: December 16, 2021, 09:56:42 AM »
Dear Bart, did you write and perform this song? It’s kinda catchier than the original.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4871 on: December 16, 2021, 01:03:23 PM »
Quote from: bateman on December 16, 2021, 09:56:42 AM
Dear Bart, did you write and perform this song? It’s kinda catchier than the original.

I wish!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4872 on: December 17, 2021, 12:42:43 PM »
Dear Bartender
Are there more smart people or stupid people posting at Ellgab?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4873 on: December 17, 2021, 03:18:34 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on December 17, 2021, 12:42:43 PM
Dear Bartender
Are there more smart people or stupid people posting at Ellgab?

I have learned that even Rush fans can be smart in their own way.
They are probably good at math.
Also good at inventing things to use in place of a real vagina to make the sex with.
Like bags of warm Jell-O.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4874 on: December 17, 2021, 10:22:27 PM »

So you can basically measure IQ by how much someone rocks out to Rush and how many inventive uses someone has for Jello. I had a co-worker once that had a serious thing for Rush. Never saw him eating lunch. He always ate elsewhere. Downright sinister
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