Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart, can you do away with this "daylight vs standard" time thang? it seems the people are confused about it.

It is probably easier to just get rid of people.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,
Does the forum get laggy for anyone else? It sometimes lags severely for me. I think it needs more cowbell.

You are asking me to answer for everyone else?
I CAN DO THAT!
This is the fastest site on the internet.
They can't make a faster site.
It's really fast.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

You are asking me to answer for everyone else?
I CAN DO THAT!
This is the fastest site on the internet.
They can't make a faster site.
It's really fast.

Then somebody on your staff is watching porn. A lot of porn.

[Sofia]

You are asking me to answer for everyone else?
I CAN DO THAT!
This is the fastest site on the internet.
They can't make a faster site.
It's really fast.

I have the worst tablet in the whole world, but even so, this website runs better than any other.  Never a problem.

Did the poster mean lag in content?  If so, we'll all have to get busy.  Maybe there should be a quota of one post per week, with temporary punishment for offenders.

[Sofia]

I do have a snake.
Thankfully I have not used it in years thanks to the magical TubShroom!
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Amazing.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

I have the worst tablet in the whole world, but even so, this website runs better than any other.  Never a problem.

Did the poster mean lag in content?  If so, we'll all have to get busy.  Maybe there should be a quota of one post per week, with temporary punishment for offenders.

What would be the punishment? I meant this site slows down at certain times, roughly around 9pm ET. After about an hour, it picks back up. It could be my internet provider so I'm not sure.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

I do have a snake.
Thankfully I have not used it in years thanks to the magical TubShroom!
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I actually have this! It does work, gross to clean.

[WhiteCrow]

Bart can you add a daily horoscope feature?

[sean92008]

Bart,

I'd like the search feature to go back to the inception.

I'd like to check other phrases I think I've coined.  Heatherpathic, Heatherites, etc.

Trying to claim my legacy 😀

[GravitySucks]

Bart,

I'd like the search feature to go back to the inception.

I'd like to check other phrases I think I've coined.  Heatherpathic, Heatherites, etc.

Trying to claim my legacy 😀

Heathermyalgia™️ is mine

[Sofia]

What would be the punishment? I meant this site slows down at certain times, roughly around 9pm ET. After about an hour, it picks back up. It could be my internet provider so I'm not sure.

That could be.  Love your imaging thread!!!  A punishment could be -5 karma or a Friday morning in the CuckooShack  .

[Sofia]

I actually have this! It does work, gross to clean.

If they redesigned it so the top or bottom screws off, cleaning woulfd be a lot easier.

[sumethinz new]

If they redesigned it so the top or bottom screws off, cleaning woulfd be a lot easier.

It's easier to just not bathe. You should try it sometime

P.S. on the issue of shooting fish in a barrel...its really easy to do, the hard part is catching them so you can put them in there

P.S.S. i smited you for suggesting punishment for lack of participation

P.S.S.S. not really

[Bart Ell]

Bart can you add a daily horoscope feature?

Probably.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I'd like the search feature to go back to the inception.

I'd like to check other phrases I think I've coined.  Heatherpathic, Heatherites, etc.

Trying to claim my legacy 😀

Phrase dropping is as bad as name dropping, Sean.