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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6060 on: August 20, 2023, 10:19:28 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on August 20, 2023, 10:12:16 AM
If they are smiling it is at the dog.
If they are laughing it is at you.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6061 on: August 30, 2023, 04:07:50 PM »
Is Hooknose (Jew Bastard) talking about AGT and Steel Panther? I would think so.. ?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6062 on: August 30, 2023, 07:10:55 PM »
Hey Bart,

Looks like that The Batchelor show is going with women all aged 60 or above this time. Do you think that they be hootin', hollerin', rolling around on the floor and pulling hair or have they mellowed out when fighting over a dude by that age?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6063 on: August 31, 2023, 04:19:04 AM »
Quote from: KSM on August 30, 2023, 04:07:50 PM
Is Hooknose (Jew Bastard) talking about AGT and Steel Panther? I would think so.. ?

They are off all summer.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6064 on: August 31, 2023, 04:21:33 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 30, 2023, 07:10:55 PM
Hey Bart,

Looks like that The Batchelor show is going with women all aged 60 or above this time. Do you think that they be hootin', hollerin', rolling around on the floor and pulling hair or have they mellowed out when fighting over a dude by that age?

I do not want to see women over 60 on tv unless they are the Golden Girls.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6065 on: September 03, 2023, 07:47:45 AM »
Bart,

Would a liason between Lorena McKennitt and Lanny McDonald have produced some sort of Anti-Christ child?

I'll assume everyone on an Art Bellish forum knows McKennitt but for the non-hockey people. Lanny McDonald.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6066 on: September 03, 2023, 08:24:23 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 03, 2023, 07:47:45 AM
Bart,

Would a liason between Lorena McKennitt and Lanny McDonald have produced some sort of Anti-Christ child?

They fucked.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6067 on: September 03, 2023, 09:15:02 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on September 03, 2023, 08:24:23 AM
They fucked.

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Aha! Now it can be told on how that thing was created.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6068 on: September 04, 2023, 03:18:37 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on August 31, 2023, 04:21:33 AM
I do not want to see women over 60 on tv unless they are the Golden Girls.
Bart! tsk tsk
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6069 on: September 05, 2023, 08:56:05 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on September 04, 2023, 03:18:37 PM
Bart! tsk tsk

The Voice of Reason has returned!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. JUSTICE FOR THE GIRLS

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6070 on: September 05, 2023, 09:39:07 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on September 05, 2023, 08:56:05 AM
The Voice of Reason has returned!

You mean the voice of moodiness?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6071 on: September 05, 2023, 10:44:12 AM »
Quote from: KSM on September 05, 2023, 09:39:07 AM
You mean the voice of moodiness?

Careful..

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6072 on: September 05, 2023, 12:07:36 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6073 on: September 10, 2023, 03:20:47 PM »
Bart, would you like to own a piece of Burt Reynolds history?

https://keys.craigslist.org/boa/d/key-west-burt-reynolds-yacht-miss-bandit/7648886077.html

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6074 on: September 11, 2023, 03:37:55 AM »
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