Ask Bart Anything

[Whistler]

MUCH BETTER!

Thanks for asking.
I had a great morning.
Picked up some peaches, plums, grapes and cherries and the farmer lady gave me some tomatoes she was proud of.

Oh Mighty Oracle of Bart...
1. Did you also pick up 10 Lbs of sugar, yeast, & yeast activator to go with to go with it ?
2. How did it turn out ?
3. Do you prefer to be addressed as 'Immaculate' or 'Mighty'  ?     

[TigerLily]

Ye verily I ask you Cydonian refugees, rise up and return to the promised land. I have smote the rovers that have defiled our lands. The oracle of Hoaglandia has been imparted with special wisdom. He, and only he, has the knowledge required to decipher and understand the sacred libraries existing in the archologooes of the planet you have shunned. Look towards Pluto and thou shall not perish of thirst. Titan and Phobos await you. Mount up your convertible space vehicles and join your ancestors in claiming your birthright.

I went to post in the OSOM thread and it's not even here. Oh, how the mighty Dick has fallen.  I never even think about listening and posting there since we're back in an era of great live radio with Dave, Good George, Ian and Bartcast. Was thinking about giving it a whirl tonight but the only thing that salvaged it was the Braapsters posting.

And I believe the Curse of the Empress still permeates the place.

I was going to post an appropriate gif for fallen mighty dicks but didn't want to end up in the zoo looking through bars

[brig]

No, she's just really unpopular.


 

my front hole smells like my back hole

[Whistler]

I went to post in the OSOM thread and it's not even here. Oh, how the mighty Dick has fallen.  I never even think about listening and posting there since we're back in an era of great live radio with Dave, Good George, Ian and Bartcast. Was thinking about giving it a whirl tonight but the only thing that salvaged it was the Braapsters posting.

And I believe the Curse of the Empress still permeates the place.

I was going to post an appropriate gif for fallen mighty dicks but didn't want to end up in the zoo looking through bars

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MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm.
Strong in the dark side of the force was Sister Princess Warrior Darth Sandra, Socialist Queen of the NightSisters,
Torsion Field Manipulator, Scourge of the Unknown Regions, Emporer's Hand & Empress of the OSOM.

Her Torsion Field Manipulations are still in effect. 

Oh Mighty Oracle of Bart...
Will Richard Hoagland ever be able to consistently produce a show on a regular basis, or will he just continue to make excuses for not being on the air ?

[Whistler]

No, she's just really unpopular.


 

       

[sean92008]

I was going to post an appropriate gif for fallen mighty dicks but didn't want to end up in the zoo looking through bars

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[WhiteCrow]

Cool. Sounds interesting.
Wasn't it the gases escaping from underground that helped to impart the Oracles @Delphi with their powers ?
I think History channel had a special on about that too.

Yes hallucinogenic gases escaping from faults and focused so the oracles would inhale them. And the priest picking and grooming the right (mostly) women into believing they were actually communicating with the Pagan Gods when they got high from the gases.

[StarrMountain]

       

[TigerLily]

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

The gif or being behind bars?

[sean92008]

I can't get KONR to play on either page.  Windows 7...  Is a nicely voiced male telling me to check Google Play... I want to pump some tunes to the sound system while I try to paint shit.

[sean92008]

The gif or being behind bars?

Being behind bars, if you're into that sort of thing.

(Darren Kavinoky reference)

[Spookcat]

Dear Bart,

What is your preferred ad click number per day or week for one person?

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

What is your preferred ad click number per day or week for one person?

Once every coupla days is fine.
#FuckPie

[sean92008]

Once every coupla days is fine.
#FuckPie

I, literally, see the same ads over and over. Is there some sort of a clock that resets so before I can click again?

Also, can you make those links open in a new window? I want to give an extended amount of time at their website because I'm presuming that they are tracking that as well.

[Bart Ell]

I, literally, see the same ads over and over. Is there some sort of a clock that resets so before I can click again?

Also, can you make those links open in a new window? I want to give an extended amount of time at their website because I'm presuming that they are tracking that as well.

Not that I am aware of.

To answer the second part -
https://support.google.com/adsense/answer/1354740?hl=en

Generally, it is our policy to not allow Google ads to open in a new window. However, in a few markets, including China, we've found that opening ads in a new window better aligns with expected internet behavior and provides a more consistent, intuitive user experience.

Keeping in mind the importance of the user experience, we've enabled Google ads to open in new windows in locations where this is expected browsing behavior. This functionality is determined by the IP of the user, and is not an option you can select your AdSense account.

We also ask that you don't modify the AdSense ad code or alter the result of clicking on an ad on your website, as such behavior violates our program policies.

I heard today they may be adding an Amazon link this week. All you have to do is enter Amazon through that link when you are planning to make a purchase and then we get a small reward. Free for you, good for us.