Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Why do the ads keep showing me Castor oil?

You must have looked at beaver porn.

[KSM]

You seem pretty, pretty, pretty, grumpy! 

[Bart Ell]

You seem pretty, pretty, pretty, grumpy! 

Not having an ask in an ask thread almost made me grumpy.


The last time I remember being grumpy was when I was 12 and was trying to deliver newspapers after a snowstorm.
It was the big ass weekend Gazette, loaded with the tv guide and all the flyers.

I had this thing loaded up.
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Every step I took I would sink 2 feet into the snow.
Every 8th step I would lose my boot and would have to dig it out.

Tips that week were the same as always, too.
Fuckers.

[KSM]

Not having an ask in an ask thread almost made me grumpy.


The last time I remember being grumpy was when I was 12 and was trying to deliver newspapers after a snowstorm.
It was the big ass weekend Gazette, loaded with the tv guide and all the flyers.

I had this thing loaded up.
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Every step I took I would sink 2 feet into the snow.
Every 8th step I would lose my boot and would have to dig it out.

Tips that week were the same as always, too.
Fuckers.

Oh young Canada


Is that the exact toboggan that you used?
If so, old picture or relatively new? L00ks to be in great condition.

[Bart Ell]

Is that the exact toboggan that you used?
If so, old picture or relatively new? L00ks to be in great condition.

Google.
Any real one was beaten to shit and should never look that good.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

How did you avoid a seizure when doing that desktop deep dive?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

How did you avoid a seizure when doing that desktop deep dive?

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In the summer of 2017 I spent 2 weeks filling in on a festival tour that Rammstein headlined.

[KSM]

Were you ever in a school play?
I once starred as a Christmas gift in the 3rd grade.
My one line was "and extra anchovies"

All us gifts were ordering a pizza.

[Bart Ell]

Were you ever in a school play?

Nope.
I did not enjoy being the center of a little but of attention, I needed almost all of it.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,


Is Laine gonna be okay?  That looked bad.

[KSM]

Nope.
I did not enjoy being the center of a little but of attention, I needed almost all of it.

Ya know.. c'mon man.
Read your post from the point of a pragmatic reader and make the necessary corrections before broadcasting it.

You've gone and ruined it all now.  People will die.

You like the attention. Little too much fuckin' attention now, buddy boy!

[Bart Ell]

Bart,


Is Laine gonna be okay?  That looked bad.

Hopefully not torn MCL and ACL.

I do like the response, though
https://twitter.com/MarcPDumont/status/1840169232341905846

[Bart Ell]

People will die.

Hopefully the old and/or ugly.
Anyone permanently taking more than 2 pills a day, too.

[JUAN]

I just updated Cubase and my ni stuff, so I went on YouTube to see what had changed.  It now appears that to be a music produces I have to grow a three-day beard and wear a baseball cap front ways.  What color hat should I wear?

[KSM]

I just updated Cubase and my ni stuff, so I went on YouTube to see what had changed.  It now appears that to be a music produces I have to grow a three-day beard and wear a baseball cap front ways.  What color hat should I wear?

Sort of odd with Bard being on the other side of the world. He now replies and posts in the night like Santa while we are all nestled in.