12 to 14 hours!!?? Guessing he's not in any kind of functioning relationship.
He has a small, but quite dedicated cadre of followers. We would have to ask Bart if cult leader <--> cult follower equates to a relationship or not. As far as physical loving, it is my understanding that DDD still gets the odd sanction once in a while. He'll dress up as a lady and seduce the target with his feminine charms and then terminate the target during the physical act of love. Sucks for the sanction but at least they go out on a high note. I know you dismiss it but it could make an interesting topic for your show. DDD fighting in Vietnam as a six year old and wasting Green Berets and SEALS. A 13 year old Dietrich fighting for a dying Idi Amin regime in its last days and killing off a literal Planet of the Apes like army of smart, bad ass chimps that were armed to the teeth. A teen aged DDD being abducted by the US government with something done to his lungs [stapled to his rib cage] and his blood drained and replaced with nano blood. He also was involved with some chick in that detention area but the details fade. About this time, the
The Dietrich was created, a special IBM Mainframe that runs a Dietrich Artilect I.e. an AI that will help DDD when he becomes Emperor of the Earth. An 18 year old DDD joined the US Marines and was sent to Arabia. There a girls schools caught on fire and the Sauds were machine gunning the girls as they escaped because they didn't have their head covering thingy on. Dietrich intervened and saved some girls but was dishonorably discharged. From there he went to Iraq and became Saddam Hussein's mouth piece and then he headed to Bosnia and Merc'ed for Slobodan Milosevic until that fell apart. Back a home in San Francisco he had some good times with a genetic female whore but she transexualed into a guy so she/he could swing with a sugar daddy, billionaire Silicon Valley guy. After the operation, DDD adopted the trans whore as a Son. Then repressed memories begin to bubble up and DDD remembered that his Japanese Mother was ordered to Nazi Germany by the Emperor pre-war. The mission? Obtain Hitler sperm and return with it to the Land of the Rising Sun. She was quite successful and some 25 years later she impregnated herself with some that she has stashed away for personal use. Thus DDD is Adolf Hitler's only son. There is a whole chapter of Colonel Michael Aquino of the Church of Satan, The Necronomicon and the Presido. Also DDD's Psychiatrist is a Vietnamese war orphan whom got napalmed and all burned up. She is very disfigured so she treats her mentally disturbed patients while wearing a creepy, porcelain mask because well... That is not disturbing at all.
Fascinating stuff really. The Gunner [
@Gunner65 ] has forgotten more about DDD than I will ever know. Dietrich had a cult member, mole inside the VA whom dug out all kinds of sensitive info on the Gunner [who is a legit Marine] which he read out on stream with orders to the listeners for them to go after Gunner [name, address, phone number, SSN] - it was pretty crazy. Gunner has done some research on DDD regarding the Marines. He did join but did not complete boot camp [guessing mental issues?] and thus he is not a Marine. Gunner has also done a deep dive on the Aquino/Presido/Research Librarian stuff. DDD claims he was a research librarian for the DoD at Presido and burned lockers of documents that show that Japan won WWII and that the little bodies a Roswell were actual Japanese men.