Ask Bart Anything

[sean92008]

Not that I am aware of.

To answer the second part -
https://support.google.com/adsense/answer/1354740?hl=en

I heard today they may be adding an Amazon link this week. All you have to do is enter Amazon through that link when you are planning to make a purchase and then we get a small reward. Free for you, good for us.

I thought you were Binging it.

[KSM]

Bart, you ever have any friends that got all huggie, when they drank? They mean good but sometimes it's just too much. But they need love too, we must remember that.

[Sofia]

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

If you post in in the Cuckshack when it's open, then maybe it won't count?

[wr250]

I, literally, see the same ads over and over. Is there some sort of a clock that resets so before I can click again?

Also, can you make those links open in a new window? I want to give an extended amount of time at their website because I'm presuming that they are tracking that as well.

if you click the little x in the add, it will close that add. you then have a choice to "stop seeing this ad" which you can click. it will then ask you why with a list of reasons. another ad will take its place.

[sean92008]

if you click the little x in the add, it will close that add. you then have a choice to "stop seeing this ad" which you can click. it will then ask you why with a list of reasons. another ad will take its place.

I did it for a few things, mainly Business Services early on but suddenly there's a new cycle of ads. one of the ones that I saw the most was my local utility company addressing high demand billing because of the summer heat. It may be that they have stopped that after Labor Day weekend.

[sean92008]

If you post in in the Cuckshack when it's open, then maybe it won't count?

Hi Mon! @14

Hope all is well.  I know you're active on the boards, I just don't frequent many things outside of The Fringe, Drama, and Midnight.

[JUAN]

I never see any ads on this uncooperative iPad.

[Walks_At_Night]

Dear Bart,

Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out of the country for a few weeks and Little Walks is out of state at college.  So I find myself
Home Alone   I have gone pretty wild!   Here is a list

• Drinking Whole Milk
• Bought real, honest to goodness whole butter
• Eating white bread
• Not eating the little gnarlly heel of the bread loaf
• Eating Captain Crunch for breakfast
• Taking extra long showers
• Right now, I am making Fried Chicken for dinner
• Bought a big pack of bacon
• Cranking Dio on the stereo at max volume
• Drinking Hamm's (The beer refreshing) and lots of it

What other forms of debauchery would you suggest while I remain free?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Dear Bart,

Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out of the country for a few weeks and Little Walks is out of state at college.  So I find myself
Home Alone   I have gone pretty wild!   Here is a list

• Drinking Whole Milk
• Bought real, honest to goodness whole butter
• Eating white bread
• Not eating the little gnarlly heel of the bread loaf
• Eating Captain Crunch for breakfast
• Taking extra long showers
• Right now, I am making Fried Chicken for dinner
• Bought a big pack of bacon
• Cranking Dio on the stereo at max volume
• Drinking Hamm's (The beer refreshing) and lots of it

What other forms of debauchery would you suggest while I remain free?

Eating crackers in bed.
 

[sean92008]

Eating crackers in bed.

...with Cheez Whiz

[Inglorious Bitch]

...with Cheez Whiz

and red wine. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Eating crackers in bed.

Can't eat in bed.  Just can't - not even with Cheez Whiz and wine.


Any other thoughts?  Maybe I'll get real nutso and get a Banana Split at the Dairy Queen.

Have the next three days off from work and I'll be painting the trim on the house and some other exciting things.

I'm so lame.   

[GravitySucks]

Can't eat in bed.  Just can't - not even with Cheez Whiz and wine.


Any other thoughts?  Maybe I'll get real nutso and get a Banana Split at the Dairy Queen.

Have the next three days off from work and I'll be painting the trim on the house and some other exciting things.

I'm so lame.   

Get a pie and eat it from the center with a spoon.

[Walks_At_Night]

Get a pie and eat it from the center with a spoon.

Callender's Peach Lattice?   With super saturated sugar in every bite?

I just want to spread my wings a bit without Mrs. Walks thinking I'm going to have an instant coronary.  I don't want to go all Senda

[Bart Ell]

I never see any ads on this uncooperative iPad.

One day that iPad will be in the EllGab museum.