Ask Bart Anything

[StarrMountain]

Hi, Bart.

Is that your real head-grown hair?
Have you already been asked this question?
Thank you.

[Bart Ell]

Hi, Bart.

Is that your real head-grown hair?
Have you already been asked this question?
Thank you.

Some of it is taint hair that I had transplanted on my head.

[StarrMountain]

Some of it is taint hair that I had transplanted on my head.

Ah.  That explains the curl.  Nice.

[KSM]

Hi, Bart.

Is that your real head-grown hair?
Have you already been asked this question?
Thank you.

Is that your real hat?

[TigerLily]

Darth Barthur

Why haven't we gone back to the moon? And a related question; is there really a Reptilian base on the far side of the moon?

With anticipation. Your humble servant

[Bart Ell]

Darth Barthur

Why haven't we gone back to the moon? And a related question; is there really a Reptilian base on the far side of the moon?

With anticipation. Your humble servant

The Evil Cheeseman told them the next time they tried to step foot on his globe of cheese they would find out what it is like to be eaten by cheese.

No Reptillians, just Evil Cheeseman.

[albrecht]

Mowing earlier and listening to some old C2C from a week or so ago. And Tommee asked Norry if he could chose another name what would it be and he said "Bartholomew."

[StarrMountain]

Is that your real hat?

It's the Cat's real hat.  Ya good with that?

[paladin1991]

Mowing earlier and listening to some old C2C from a week or so ago. And Tommee asked Norry if he could chose another name what would it be and he said "Bartholomew."

Can you phrase that as a question?

 Them's the rules in this thread.  "Ask Bart Anything."

[Spookcat]

Mowing earlier and listening to some old C2C from a week or so ago. And Tommee asked Norry if he could chose another name what would it be and he said "Bartholomew."

I honestly read that as "meowing earlier" and thought that was even funnier with Bartholomew. There's no hope for me, is there?

[MAX]

This is Bogey.  He’ll be 14 in Dec and he’s a trained attack dog.

Nice 👍 pup

[ShayP]

Bart,

What should I do?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

What should I do?

Have a peach

[StarrMountain]

I honestly read that as "meowing earlier" and thought that was even funnier with Bartholomew. There's no hope for me, is there?

LOL!  Not only is there hope, there is a calling!

PRAISE, SPOOKCAT!

+1!

[Spookcat]

LOL!  Not only is there hope, there is a calling!

PRAISE, SPOOKCAT!

+1!

Oh dear gods, no. No praising of the spookcat. No. Spookcat will become a spooked cat if that starts happening.