The old cat was asleep on the couch. A big, burly, sullen brute with only a stump for a tail. There was a rumor of actual bobcat lineage. That's right, we called him Bob. Imagine a 20 foot long rectangular living room with a mid century stereo console beside an old black and white TV the size of a small fridge. It was a summer's day, the doors were wide open and a crazed starling flew into the house, circling the ceiling and shrieking madly. There was quite the commotion as to what should be done. The cat opened one eye, instantly appraised the situation, leapt onto the console, then the TV and into the air. Just as it made its last revolution, the bird was put out of its misery with one swat. We were all a little stunned. The cat slowly walked back to the couch, laid down and calmly resumed his nap, in peace.