Paris Olympics

[Bart Ell]

Total Olympics direct eyehole time: 00:00:00.

Total SkyNews Australia Olympics controversy coverage eyehole time: ≈00:10:00

Your transformation into a 1970s housewife seems complete.
Pick up your complimentary Maude muummuu at the courtesy desk.

[TigerLily]

Man, check out the biscuits on Fred Kerley (USA 100m).

If he places, he should get two medals for dragging that hog 100m downrange.

Hard difficult not to notice. Did jock straps go out of style? I wouldn't think most athletes would want their appendages flopping hither and yon

[HamsterMuscle]

Hard difficult not to notice. Did jock straps go out of style? I wouldn't think most athletes would want their appendages flopping hither and yon

The puddle of drool in your lap must have distracted you from noticing that the tailoring of the garment is skin-tight except for a pocket in the proper area to hold the goods.  The fact that you can locate all of the veins is a testimony to how close-fitting it is.

There are standard garments issued in various sizes, and tailors provided by the Olympic Village are available to make a custom fit

[Bart Ell]

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[Bart Ell]

Didn't even have a chance to be stopped by his wang.

https://x.com/JamesK_1312/status/1819728818887958954

[HamsterMuscle]

Didn't even have a chance to be stopped by his wang.

https://twitter.com/JamesK_1312/status/1819728818887958954

When your penis is too small for the Olympics

[HamsterMuscle]

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[K_Dubb]

guys dont be mad they let trump supporters compete at the olympics too

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[TigerLily]

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It's hard out there for a runner. Probably faster because they don't get to eat Wheaties for breakfast anymore. Maybe coolest name of the Olympics. Oblique Seville

[TigerLily]

The puddle of drool in your lap must have distracted you from noticing that the tailoring of the garment is skin-tight except for a pocket in the proper area to hold the goods.  The fact that you can locate all of the veins is a testimony to how close-fitting it is.

There are standard garments issued in various sizes, and tailors provided by the Olympic Village are available to make a custom fit

So. Built in jockstraps? One size fits all or custom tailored?

[HamsterMuscle]

So. Built in jockstraps? One size fits all or custom tailored?

Your brain seems to be fogged by something.  As I said, there are standard garment sizes, and each athlete can avail of free tailoring services to adjust the fit to that person's preference.

I bought some of these underwear recently.  Can you see how there is a snug fit everywhere, body legs waistband and even in the taint.  But in the house is a nice little greenroom where junior can warm up for the gold medal event.   They are both snug and comfortable, and can expand just slightly when um more room is needed.  Nothing left to the imagination at that point.

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They also come in a "long-john" variety which cuffs just below the knee.  Good for those cold PWN winters where you need to bring the heat.  You can probably find a 2-for-1 deal if you shop around*

* Penis not included

[Up All Night]

Trump Curse 

Simone Biles hopped off balance beam to miss out on one medal, then stepped out of bounds twice during her floor routine to finish second in her signature event for the first time in memory.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2024/08/05/simone-biles-slips-off-the-balance-beam-during-event-finals-to-miss-the-olympic-medal-stand/

[Walks_At_Night]

Well this seems unfortunate.

Swimmer Luana Alonso kicked out of Olympic Village for ‘inappropriate’ behavior

Alonso became a distraction to other competitors with her “skimpy clothing and socializing with other athletes.”

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[Bart Ell]

Well this seems unfortunate.

Swimmer Luana Alonso kicked out of Olympic Village for ‘inappropriate’ behavior

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Pumpkin face retired and decided to stick around to get clips for her social media would be the lede I would have gone with.

[sean92008]

I was at a club last night. Fortunately, my first eyeholing of Olympic action was the Brazil versus Japan volleyball match. The Brazilian ladies were in appropriate sports shorts and definitely covered a lot more flesh. There was a big push for this in the last Olympics, I believe.

The Japanese girls went out there with their bikini bottoms. I was appreciative... From what I saw, I must say I was disappointed at the level of play from the Japanese. I saw two or three serves netted. I think I left and the score was 19 to 14 or something in favor of the Brazilians.