Christmas markets are everywhere.
Oh I bet they are where you are. Love to see a few pictures.
Even if you get a Grinch Shaker Pouch to put your Grinch Salt and fries in? You shake the pouch for more Grinchiness.
Am I coming across as Grinchy?
Hmm.
I am a tad pissed off this Christmas but it shall not ruin things. Plans are altered and adjustments are made. People must die.

A Christmas destination wedding has thrown a stick in my Christmas spokes. These selfish 'Cee you next Tuesday' sorts.
But wait - there's Christmas angel waiting to step in.