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Robert

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Nooryisms
« on: July 25, 2018, 08:36:16 PM »
The long catch-all threads about someone like Noory are too much to read thru.

I'd like to collect Nooryisms here.  I've none to contribute because I haven't listened to him in a while, and it would not be worth my while listening just to collect Nooryisms.  But surely some of you have some recent ones.

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Re: Nooryisms
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2018, 01:49:32 PM »
He recently called multiple sclerosis MUSCULAR SCLEROSIS.

This thread should fill up quickly.
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Re: Nooryisms
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2018, 10:51:42 PM »
My favorites: "Do you read sand scripts?" (for Sanskrit) classic malapropism
A caller describes an angelic entity? "Was it a robot?" The caller was completely confused at this point.

These are pretty funny - including the infamous asteroid quote. Though they are from 2008 and before.

https://coast-to-coast.livejournal.com/178242.html




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Re: Nooryisms
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2019, 11:08:53 AM »
My favorites: "Do you read sand scripts?" (for Sanskrit) classic malapropism
A caller describes an angelic entity? "Was it a robot?" The caller was completely confused at this point.

These are pretty funny - including the infamous asteroid quote. Though they are from 2008 and before.

https://coast-to-coast.livejournal.com/178242.html
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Re: Nooryisms
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2019, 12:24:57 AM »
Good things don't change!

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Re: Nooryisms
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2019, 04:41:25 PM »
ah yesh
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Re: Nooryisms
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2019, 04:54:12 PM »

"Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader."
Ahahaha this has me laughing so hard.  :D