Nooryisms

[Robert]

The long catch-all threads about someone like Noory are too much to read thru.

I'd like to collect Nooryisms here.  I've none to contribute because I haven't listened to him in a while, and it would not be worth my while listening just to collect Nooryisms.  But surely some of you have some recent ones.

[Adam Baum]

He recently called multiple sclerosis MUSCULAR SCLEROSIS.

This thread should fill up quickly.

[Dyna-X]

My favorites: "Do you read sand scripts?" (for Sanskrit) classic malapropism
A caller describes an angelic entity? "Was it a robot?" The caller was completely confused at this point.

These are pretty funny - including the infamous asteroid quote. Though they are from 2008 and before.

https://coast-to-coast.livejournal.com/178242.html

[Ren]

My favorites: "Do you read sand scripts?" (for Sanskrit) classic malapropism
A caller describes an angelic entity? "Was it a robot?" The caller was completely confused at this point.

These are pretty funny - including the infamous asteroid quote. Though they are from 2008 and before.

https://coast-to-coast.livejournal.com/178242.html

OMG This is everything!

[Sofia]

Good things don't change!

[wr250]

ah yesh

[Ren]

"Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader."
Ahahaha this has me laughing so hard.