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ShayP

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1920 on: March 16, 2021, 10:03:37 AM »
@ShayP & @Bart Ell
Where are you?

In the bathroom, on the throne.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1921 on: March 16, 2021, 02:10:41 PM »
My word!

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There's something to be said for just putting that right up front.... :o
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1922 on: March 16, 2021, 02:12:31 PM »
In the kitchen.
Please make me a cup of tea while you're in there.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1923 on: March 16, 2021, 02:14:03 PM »
When you said, "So long"
Left me standing all alone @PolkaDot , @KSM , @GravitySucks
Alone and crying, crying
Crying, crying


Ahhh, I love Roy Orbison.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1924 on: March 17, 2021, 09:29:23 AM »
So, after 20 games of sucking, Evgeni Malkin get's on a hot streak and of course gets hurt.  Then Teddy Blueger who is one of the most underrated players on the team also gets hurt in the same game.  Is it me or are the Penguins the most injured team on a yearly basis?  It seems for several years they just are beat up and can't have consistent lineups due to constant injuries.  >:(

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1925 on: March 17, 2021, 09:56:13 PM »
Checks scores - sees the Sharks are up, figures Flower is gonna get trounced, goes back to watching the Oilers run up the score, checks scores again - Vegas poured it on in the 3rd, Sharks almost tied it up with seconds left.

Sweet baby jesus, give the Hawks a win tomorrow night.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1926 on: March 18, 2021, 04:47:57 AM »
9-0, @FISH ?
The boy goalie is no Bernie.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1927 on: March 18, 2021, 07:53:49 AM »
9-0, @FISH ?
The boy goalie is no Bernie.
STAY IN THE KITCHEN @Bart Ell
I HATE THE all THE PLAYERS. I do not hate the coaching staff. Last night NYR did their job with no coaching staff. Players, Do your job that you get paid for!!!!
Claude Giroux = $8,275,000
And baby boy? HART =  $730,833

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1928 on: March 18, 2021, 07:57:35 AM »
So, after 20 games of sucking, Evgeni Malkin get's on a hot streak and of course gets hurt.  Then Teddy Blueger who is one of the most underrated players on the team also gets hurt in the same game.  Is it me or are the Penguins the most injured team on a yearly basis?  It seems for several years they just are beat up and can't have consistent lineups due to constant injuries.  >:(

so sorry @ShayP
my team was massacred last night.
To my surprise--NOT-- a vulture suddenly appeared in this thread.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1929 on: March 18, 2021, 08:16:39 AM »
so sorry @ShayP
my team was massacred last night.
To my surprise--NOT-- a vulture suddenly appeared in this thread.

Yikes! I saw that. 9-0  :o  @FISH Seems to me the Flyers D has struggled all year.  Hart as well.  Flyers are a good team.  They have the pieces to be dominant.  I sense a hot streak around the corner.  ;)  Trade deadline is a few weeks away.  I think both our teams add some pieces.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1930 on: March 18, 2021, 08:30:55 AM »
STAY IN THE KITCHEN @Bart Ell
I HATE THE all THE PLAYERS. I do not hate the coaching staff. Last night NYR did their job with no coaching staff. Players, Do your job that you get paid for!!!!
Claude Giroux = $8,275,000
And baby boy? HART =  $730,833

I blame all the people who call him Clawd instead of Clode.
They will twisted their tongue into a pretzel to pronounce Russian and European names but always prick slap the Clodes with a Clawd.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1931 on: March 18, 2021, 04:03:38 PM »
I blame all the people who call him Clawd instead of Clode.
They will twisted their tongue into a pretzel to pronounce Russian and European names but always prick slap the Clodes with a Clawd.
::)

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1932 on: March 19, 2021, 07:13:41 PM »

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1933 on: March 20, 2021, 06:34:02 AM »

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1934 on: March 20, 2021, 07:07:46 AM »
Quality pornstache in his younger days.

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