FISH MEMORIAL Fundraiser - T2T.ORG
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A guy walks into a tavern and sits at the bar.The bartender comes over and the guy reaches into his jacket and pulls out a little Baby Grand Piano and sets it on the bar.He then reaches back into his jacket and to the amazement of the bartender, pulls out a tiny man, around a foot and a half tall, and places him on the bench for the piano.The tiny man starts to play, and it's the most beautiful and amazing music the bartender's ever heard.The bartender says "That's AMAZING! Where did you find him?!"The man explains that he found a lamp with a Genie in it, and reaches into his jacket yet again, take the lamp and places it on the counter.The bartender stares at it with wide open eyes, and finally asks "Would it be possible if I try it?!"The man shrugs and agrees.The bartender take the lamp and says "I won't be greedy", he then rubs it and says "Genie, I wish for a thousand bucks!"There's a giant poof, and all of the sudden the bar is packed with ducks flying all over the place and quacking. Feathers are flying everywhere and the whole scene makes the bartender laugh.The bartender says to the guy "Hey, I think your Genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a thousand bucks, and he gave me a thousand DUCKS!"The guys looks at the bartender sadly and says "Yea I know. Do you really think I asked for an eighteen inch Pianist?!"
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