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« Reply #120 on: August 13, 2018, 03:00:58 AM »
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« Reply #121 on: August 13, 2018, 03:01:36 AM »
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« Reply #122 on: August 13, 2018, 03:09:38 AM »
Yeah, I can imagine. Many of these problems could be solved it they'd just invest in one of these:


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I never saw those.  I'd buy one.

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« Reply #123 on: August 13, 2018, 03:10:21 AM »
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Bummer.. back into bed for me.

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« Reply #124 on: August 13, 2018, 03:11:28 AM »
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These are so good.

Poor Barbie. 

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #125 on: August 13, 2018, 03:29:58 AM »
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

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« Reply #126 on: August 13, 2018, 03:37:22 AM »
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

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That's clever! Only, I have seen an escalator where the stairs had inverted on themselves and created more of a slide situation. I've been having nightmares about them ever since!
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« Reply #127 on: August 13, 2018, 03:40:47 AM »
These are so good.

Poor Barbie.

They have a serial killer Barbie out there that I would post, but I think the pictures may be too graphic for this forum. It often involves a decapitated Ken doll.
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« Reply #128 on: August 13, 2018, 03:44:29 AM »
That's clever! Only, I have seen an escalator where the stairs had inverted on themselves and created more of a slide situation. I've been having nightmares about them ever since!
Sounds fun if you're a kid.  I've seen some recently, mostly in China of accidents of people getting stuck in them.  Pretty scary.  I remember thinking when I was really young that if you didn't jump off at the end and stayed standing, you'd be sucked in and come out the other end standing again. 

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« Reply #129 on: August 13, 2018, 04:01:14 AM »
Sounds fun if you're a kid.  I've seen some recently, mostly in China of accidents of people getting stuck in them.  Pretty scary.  I remember thinking when I was really young that if you didn't jump off at the end and stayed standing, you'd be sucked in and come out the other end standing again. 

yea, I was am an idiot.

Haha! I think that's common kid lore. Hell, I think even as a teenager, my friends  and I would instinctively avoid that bottom interchange. Now you hear about people getting their pant hems caught in the gears and getting in some grim situations. In the last ten years, I've had reoccurring nightmares where the escalator is super steep and nearly flat and of course, there are no regular stairs to be seen! Yeah, I'm an adult and I have a relatively recent escalator phobia.  :-[
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« Reply #130 on: August 13, 2018, 04:11:09 AM »
Haha! I think that's common kid lore. Hell, I think even as a teenager, my friends  and I would instinctively avoid that bottom interchange. Now you hear about people getting their pant hems caught in the gears and getting in some grim situations. In the last ten years, I've had reoccurring nightmares where the escalator is super steep and nearly flat and of course, there are no regular stairs to be seen! Yeah, I'm an adult and I have a relatively recent escalator phobia.  :-[

I can't say I blame you.  I wonder if has to do with the amount of information on the internet now?  Were these things happening around us and we just didn't know when we were younger?  Do you go on escalators a lot in your day to day?

 I forget which airport it was at, but I came across a really steep escalator that was a few stories up and in the open, like nothing on either side of it and glass sides. I'm guessing the look the designer of it was going for was floating stairs in the open.  They got it right.   I was going down and when I approached it, I slowed down before I stepped on it. It was like I was looking over a cliff.  I've never been afraid of them until that time. 

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« Reply #131 on: August 13, 2018, 04:29:46 AM »
I can't say I blame you.  I wonder if has to do with the amount of information on the internet now?  Were these things happening around us and we just didn't know when we were younger?  Do you go on escalators a lot in your day to day?

 I forget which airport it was at, but I came across a really steep escalator that was a few stories up and in the open, like nothing on either side of it and glass sides. I'm guessing the look the designer of it was going for was floating stairs in the open.  They got it right.   I was going down and when I approached it, I slowed down before I stepped on it. It was like I was looking over a cliff.  I've never been afraid of them until that time.

Yeah, floating stairs sounds like a horror movie to me! The looking over a cliff, ugh, I probably would've passed out at that point. Luckily, I rarely come across escalators anymore. I usually see them in shopping centers, but avoid them like the plague now. Give me some solid stationary stairs anyday!
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« Reply #132 on: August 13, 2018, 05:19:09 PM »
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« Reply #133 on: August 13, 2018, 05:20:36 PM »
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« Reply #134 on: August 14, 2018, 02:13:21 AM »
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