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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1260 on: March 03, 2020, 10:47:59 PM »

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1261 on: March 04, 2020, 03:14:27 AM »
Rubella
B ella    C ielo'   D ...   F ellah   G ...   H ellah   J ello'   .  Just say the alphabet and at each consonant, stop to add ella...  buh cuh duh fuh guh huh juh kuh luh muh nuh puh quh ruh suh tuh vuh wuh xuh yuh zuh.  It doesn't result in comprehensive answers, but usually you get plenty to start with.  I can say the alphabet backwards, lol.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1262 on: March 04, 2020, 03:16:15 AM »
Susanna? No...
Didn't Susanna come from Alabama?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1263 on: March 04, 2020, 05:30:16 AM »
FART SMELLAH

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1264 on: March 04, 2020, 08:30:08 AM »
Didn't Susanna come from Alabama?

She did. I don't. Do you?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1265 on: March 04, 2020, 09:03:02 AM »

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1266 on: March 04, 2020, 09:41:34 AM »
Nutella? I heard Nutella...
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1267 on: March 04, 2020, 09:44:14 AM »
Nutella? I heard Nutella...
Discovered it when I was six while in California visiting Mickey the Mouse and Goofy and all those queers.  It was delicious

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1268 on: March 04, 2020, 09:55:30 AM »
Time for a "Tell"

Bart, my better half came home with a large amount of these breakfast sausages I love  from a local butcher. I distribute the links into four standard Ziplock bags for freezing. I did all this on Sunday and put them..  I can't find them. Two freezers and the fridge freezer and nothing! Can't find them.
I am now searching the pantry and other room temperature places. I once placed a salmon in the spare room dresser drawer. I got it mixed in with my clothes or something.

I hope I didn't throw them in the trash bin.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1269 on: March 04, 2020, 10:24:08 AM »
Time for a "Tell"

Bart, my better half came home with a large amount of these breakfast sausages I love  from a local butcher. I distribute the links into four standard Ziplock bags for freezing. I did all this on Sunday and put them..  I can't find them. Two freezers and the fridge freezer and nothing! Can't find them.
I am now searching the pantry and other room temperature places. I once placed a salmon in the spare room dresser drawer. I got it mixed in with my clothes or something.

I hope I didn't throw them in the trash bin.

Thoughts and prayers during this trying time.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1270 on: March 04, 2020, 11:48:16 AM »
Thoughts and prayers during this trying time.
Cadillac problem.  Send money, lol.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1271 on: March 04, 2020, 11:49:22 AM »
She did. I don't. Do you?
Know I am out west.  So you're not the infamous, uh... ?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1272 on: March 04, 2020, 02:13:28 PM »
Know I am out west.  So you're not the infamous, uh... ?

Nope. Just...out west too.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1273 on: March 04, 2020, 02:36:35 PM »
Time for a "Tell"

Bart, my better half came home with a large amount of these breakfast sausages I love  from a local butcher. I distribute the links into four standard Ziplock bags for freezing. I did all this on Sunday and put them..  I can't find them. Two freezers and the fridge freezer and nothing! Can't find them.
I am now searching the pantry and other room temperature places. I once placed a salmon in the spare room dresser drawer. I got it mixed in with my clothes or something.

I hope I didn't throw them in the trash bin.

@KSM32 Have you found them yet? Have you interrogated Vera?
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1274 on: March 04, 2020, 02:40:31 PM »
@KSM32 Have you found them yet? Have you interrogated Vera?
Oh sure, blame the dog!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.