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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1710 on: October 04, 2020, 09:52:34 AM »
Quote from: SpookPumpkin on October 03, 2020, 08:21:05 PM
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1711 on: October 04, 2020, 10:19:21 AM »
In the SPITE category:

Before heading out to my wife's office to move some furniture around I called a popular breakfast place (They know me well) I requested a little extra ham in my ham n cheese omelet as sometimes they can be a little light on it depending on who's cooking. When I arrived at the office I sat down, opened my container only to see that there was about six cubic gallons of DICED FUCKING HAM. It was fucking ridiculous and breakfast ratios were completely out the window. This WAS an incident of "That fucking guy again with his xtra ham huh.. Fuck him! here's your HAM YA COCKSUCKER!!!"

#SpiteHam

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1712 on: October 04, 2020, 11:06:30 AM »
Quote from: KSM32 on October 04, 2020, 10:19:21 AM
In the SPITE category:

Before heading out to my wife's office to move some furniture around I called a popular breakfast place (They know me well) I requested a little extra ham in my ham n cheese omelet as sometimes they can be a little light on it depending on who's cooking. When I arrived at the office I sat down, opened my container only to see that there was about six cubic gallons of DICED FUCKING HAM. It was fucking ridiculous and breakfast ratios were completely out the window. This WAS an incident of "That fucking guy again with his xtra ham huh.. Fuck him! here's your HAM YA COCKSUCKER!!!"

#SpiteHam

Well, since they know you well they may have attempted to hook you up with copious amounts of salty ham goodness as an expression of gratitude for being a good customer and an awesome dude!  :D

BTW?  Why the hell are you moving furniture today?

#nofurnituremovingsundays

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1713 on: October 04, 2020, 12:33:42 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on October 04, 2020, 11:06:30 AM
Well, since they know you well they may have attempted to hook you up with copious amounts of salty ham goodness as an expression of gratitude for being a good customer and an awesome dude!  :D

BTW?  Why the hell are you moving furniture today?

#nofurnituremovingsundays
@ShayP

No, they're only nice when she is with me. Alone, not so much. It WAS spite ham.

This was yesterday, which may have you asking who the hell moves furniture on a Saturday!? Answer; tomorrow is my anniversary so I'm being wonderful as all fuck.  :)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1714 on: October 04, 2020, 12:58:28 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on October 04, 2020, 12:33:42 PM
@ShayP

No, they're only nice when she is with me. Alone, not so much. It WAS spite ham.

This was yesterday, which may have you asking who the hell moves furniture on a Saturday!? Answer; tomorrow is my anniversary so I'm being wonderful as all fuck.  :)

Soooo, Monday is your anniversary because yesterday was yesterday and today is Sunday and the tomorrow is Monday in case I got it all mixed up?  HAPPY ANNIVERSARY THEN!   :)  Plans? 

LMAO @ "spite ham."

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1715 on: October 04, 2020, 01:22:14 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 04, 2020, 09:52:34 AM
Oh my! That one will take a while. What is the design?

It'll be worth it. Even for shock value if we have prudish guests.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1716 on: October 04, 2020, 01:24:58 PM »
Quote from: SpookPumpkin on October 04, 2020, 01:22:14 PM
It'll be worth it. Even for shock value if we have prudish guests.

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I love it.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1717 on: October 04, 2020, 02:18:28 PM »
Quote from: SpookPumpkin on October 04, 2020, 01:22:14 PM
It'll be worth it. Even for shock value if we have prudish guests.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1718 on: October 04, 2020, 02:39:55 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on October 04, 2020, 12:58:28 PM
Soooo, Monday is your anniversary because yesterday was yesterday and today is Sunday and the tomorrow is Monday in case I got it all mixed up

Huh  Now I'm confused ??? What day is it now? My birthday is on the 14th and if I miss that I'll be devastated!   It IS October, correct?!  WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHERE IS MY HORSE!!  ???

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1719 on: October 04, 2020, 03:02:38 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on October 04, 2020, 02:39:55 PM
Huh  Now I'm confused ??? What day is it now? My birthday is on the 14th and if I miss that I'll be devastated!   It IS October, correct?!  WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHERE IS MY HORSE!!  ???

I was confused too when you posted something today that occurred yesterday without stating it was in fact yesterday.  One would assume you did the furniture moving today.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1720 on: October 04, 2020, 04:28:23 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on October 04, 2020, 03:02:38 PM
I was confused too when you posted something today that occurred yesterday without stating it was in fact yesterday.  One would assume you did the furniture moving today.

Aw, poor @KSM32 is getting married muddled...poor fella.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY @KSM32!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1721 on: October 04, 2020, 04:30:11 PM »
Quote from: SpookPumpkin on October 04, 2020, 01:22:14 PM
It'll be worth it. Even for shock value if we have prudish guests.

There's 2 FULL MOONS!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1722 on: October 04, 2020, 05:46:42 PM »
Quote from: Ciardelo on October 04, 2020, 04:28:23 PM
HAPPY@KSM32!

Not yet!

 ;)

But thanks  ;D  I have a very nice day planned.




Quote from: ShayP on October 04, 2020, 03:02:38 PM
I was confused too when you posted something today that occurred yesterday without stating it was in fact yesterday.  One would assume you did the furniture moving today.
I Can't post that I have MOVED (past tense) furniture IF IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET TODAY OR TUESDAY! is there a Same Day Rule that I am unaware of? THAT FUCKING HAM HAS SCREWED US BOTH UP!


SPITE! HAM!!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1723 on: October 04, 2020, 06:09:22 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on October 04, 2020, 12:33:42 PM
@ShayP

No, they're only nice when she is with me. Alone, not so much. It WAS spite ham.

This was yesterday, which may have you asking who the hell moves furniture on a Saturday!? Answer; tomorrow is my anniversary so I'm being wonderful as all fuck.  :)
The first part makes sense. I don't believe the 2nd.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1724 on: October 04, 2020, 06:09:58 PM »
Quote from: SpookPumpkin on October 04, 2020, 01:22:14 PM
It'll be worth it. Even for shock value if we have prudish guests.

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@SpookPumpkin I love this! Nice!!!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.
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