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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1770 on: November 01, 2020, 02:36:04 PM »
@FISH  Pick a few cute Guardsmen, put on a Flyers sweater, and cook for them.  You’ll be protected.
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1771 on: November 01, 2020, 03:59:05 PM »
Quote from: FISH on November 01, 2020, 01:22:58 PM
THE PENNSYLVANIA ARMY NATIONAL GUARD IS HERE.
I did not see one kid dressed for Halloween.
All our local stores are boarded up, including my bank. I know the news media notes that Philly had some trouble. So many people are out of work. Every night more ATMs are being blown up.
I will be safe @PolkaDot . I have skills. ;)

I'm so sorry. Please be safe!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1772 on: November 01, 2020, 06:00:59 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 01, 2020, 02:26:10 PM
Hearing this I feel even more fortunate than usual. I hope it holds.
Yes, feel fortunate.  ;)
Quote from: anniem on November 01, 2020, 03:59:05 PM
I'm so sorry. Please be safe!
I have go to Jersey to find an ATM machine.  ;)
Quote from: juan on November 01, 2020, 02:36:04 PM
@FISH  Pick a few cute Guardsmen, put on a Flyers sweater, and cook for them.  You’ll be protected.
Is KNOR playing a song for George Soros?
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1773 on: November 05, 2020, 08:30:06 PM »

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1774 on: November 06, 2020, 10:07:53 AM »
There is absolutely no reason to leave me hangin' on my above post.  ::)   I mean that's what this thread is for!  SOMEBODY HAS TO SAY SOMETHING!!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1775 on: November 06, 2020, 10:12:02 AM »
Quote from: KSM32 on November 05, 2020, 08:30:06 PM
Hoagie never talked about this.

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/nasa-shows-us-the-anus-of-mars-135271.html
You kiddin?? That's what birthed Hoagland!   I know. I ate the placenta! Butter poached!
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1776 on: November 06, 2020, 10:54:13 AM »
Quote from: KSM32 on November 06, 2020, 10:07:53 AM
There is absolutely no reason to leave me hangin' on my above post.  ::)   I mean that's what this thread is for!  SOMEBODY HAS TO SAY SOMETHING!!

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Is it a male or female anus?
Either way IT'S SEXY!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1777 on: November 06, 2020, 11:49:05 AM »
Quote from: KSM32 on November 06, 2020, 10:07:53 AM
There is absolutely no reason to leave me hangin' on my above post.  ::)   I mean that's what this thread is for!  SOMEBODY HAS TO SAY SOMETHING!!

@TigerLily @PolkaDot @ShayP @Bart Ell @JayGab

My tongue doesn't have the stamina or the strength to attempt a rim job on that anus. @KSM32

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1778 on: November 06, 2020, 02:22:55 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 06, 2020, 11:49:05 AM
My tongue doesn't have the stamina or the strength to attempt a rim job on that anus. @KSM32
You usually work quite clean in your comedic stylings and I have never known you to work blue, until now. Or in this case, brown.

Quote from: Bart Ell on November 06, 2020, 10:54:13 AM
Is it a male or female anus?
Either way IT'S SEXY!
Mars is the God of war so..  I'm guessing, male ish.  ?  If Mars god was a warrior amazon queen I'd say yer lookin at a huuuge lady balloon knot.

Forecast calling for high winds on Mars.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1779 on: November 06, 2020, 02:27:03 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on November 06, 2020, 02:22:55 PM
You usually work quite clean in your comedic stylings and I have never known you to work blue, until now. Or in this case, brown.

LOL!  @KSM32  I can get raw.   ;)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1780 on: November 06, 2020, 07:56:41 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 06, 2020, 02:27:03 PM
LOL!  @KSM32  I can get raw.   ;)

It's the James Garner effect. Nice upgrade!
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1781 on: November 07, 2020, 10:47:23 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on November 06, 2020, 07:56:41 PM
It's the James Garner effect. Nice upgrade!

Thanks!  I'm going to start binging on The Rockford Files soon.  I have no life.  ;D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1782 on: November 07, 2020, 10:51:42 AM »
I am happy there are no filthy animals participating here.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1783 on: November 08, 2020, 02:03:14 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on November 06, 2020, 10:07:53 AM
There is absolutely no reason to leave me hangin' on my above post.  ::)   I mean that's what this thread is for!  SOMEBODY HAS TO SAY SOMETHING!!

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@KSM32 I was enjoying the view *shrug*
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1784 on: November 08, 2020, 02:05:49 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 07, 2020, 10:47:23 AM
Thanks!  I'm going to start binging on The Rockford Files soon.  I have no life.  ;D
I don't know what Rockford files are but it sounds like a cop show. Do they wear uniforms?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.
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