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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2295 on: November 04, 2021, 01:39:40 PM »
Quote from: KSandM on November 04, 2021, 10:34:02 AM
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How many dildos does one need!!!?  Strange looking ones at that.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2296 on: November 04, 2021, 05:57:04 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 04, 2021, 01:39:40 PM
How many dildos does one need!!!?  Strange looking ones at that.
Don't fool yourself girl, top middle's going right up ya poop-shoot!  SIT ON IT FONZIE!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 04, 2021, 12:10:07 PM
If not the movers, the US Customs border dude will have a ball with that stuff.
@Walks_At_Night Seriously. I will bet you $200. USD that things will be just spiffy!  Man of my word, so what say you buddy boi!! Wanna bet?

The movers will not be taking those. I will. Along with guitars and TV's, mirrors and much more. 

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2297 on: November 04, 2021, 05:57:36 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 04, 2021, 01:39:40 PM
How many dildos does one need!!!?  Strange looking ones at that.

Since they all have plugs those would be vibrators, @ShayP .
THE ROUND ONE ON TOP IS FOR THE BUTT!


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2298 on: November 04, 2021, 05:58:12 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 04, 2021, 05:57:36 PM
@ShayP .
THE ROUND ONE ON TOP IS FOR THE BUTT!
You just seconded me.

SHAY and the AKG egg!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2299 on: November 04, 2021, 05:58:42 PM »
Quote from: KSandM on November 04, 2021, 05:57:04 PM
Don't fool yourself girl, top middle's going right up ya poop-shoot!

I AM HAVING THE SAME THOUGHTS YOU ARE, I NEED A LONG BREAK.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2300 on: November 04, 2021, 05:59:24 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 04, 2021, 05:58:42 PM
I AM HAVING THE SAME THOUGHTS YOU ARE, I NEED A LONG BREAK.
FUCKIN STOP IT WOULD YA'!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2301 on: November 04, 2021, 06:44:36 PM »
Quote from: KSandM on November 04, 2021, 05:57:04 PM

@Walks_At_Night Seriously. I will bet you $200. USD that things will be just spiffy!  Man of my word, so what say you buddy boi!! Wanna bet?


I'll pass. You'll need every penny to buy smokes when you end up in the FEMA camp for trying to smuggle that contraband in. You can then trade the smokes in for an extra ration of gruel.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2302 on: November 04, 2021, 07:28:30 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 04, 2021, 05:57:36 PM
Since they all have plugs those would be vibrators, @ShayP .
THE ROUND ONE ON TOP IS FOR THE BUTT!

Damn.  @KSandM has a lot of vibrators muscle massagers!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2303 on: November 04, 2021, 07:29:23 PM »
Quote from: KSandM on November 04, 2021, 05:58:12 PM
SHAY and the AKG egg!

Sounds like the title of a children's book.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2304 on: November 04, 2021, 07:32:40 PM »
Quote from: KSandM on November 04, 2021, 05:57:04 PM
Don't fool yourself girl, top middle's going right up ya poop-shoot!  SIT ON IT FONZIE!

If that thing can prevent hemorrhoids then you and Bart can ceremonially shove it up my butt...gently.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2305 on: November 04, 2021, 08:02:56 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 04, 2021, 07:28:30 PM
Damn.  @KSandM has a lot of vibrators muscle massagers!
Cuz he has alot of muscles.  ;D

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 04, 2021, 06:44:36 PM
I'll pass. You'll need every penny to buy smokes when you end up in the FEMA camp for trying to smuggle that contraband in. You can then trade the smokes in for an extra ration of gruel.

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You forget. My wife assembles and coordinates large camps. My FEMA crib will be Da' Bomb! 

IF THIS SHED'S A ROCKIN' DON'T COME A KNOCKIN, BABY!!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2306 on: November 04, 2021, 09:40:05 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 04, 2021, 12:10:07 PM
If not the movers, the US Customs border dude will have a ball with that stuff.
I can’t tell if this is optimism or pessimism.  ::)
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2307 on: November 04, 2021, 09:43:15 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 04, 2021, 07:32:40 PM
If that thing can prevent hemorrhoids then you and Bart can ceremonially shove it up my butt...gently.
Your idea of a threesome makes me think of you in a completely new way @ShayP
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2308 on: November 04, 2021, 10:37:11 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 04, 2021, 09:43:15 PM
Your idea of a threesome makes me think of you in a completely new way @ShayP

LOL! @PolkaDot  Nah, it's just dudes helping another dude out.  I'd do the same for them.  ;D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2309 on: November 05, 2021, 04:10:24 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 04, 2021, 10:37:11 PM
LOL! @PolkaDot  Nah, it's just dudes helping another dude out.  I'd do the same for them.  ;D

You are good like that!
You are always offering to push my stool in.
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