Tell Bart Anything

[ShayP]

I wouldn't either if my only option was a carton.

Plastic jugs!

I'm not referring to fake breasts either.

[Bart Ell]

Plastic jugs!

I'm not referring to fake breasts either.

Plastic jug VS bag that feels like real titty.
YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY, GREG!
Your fingers are writing checks that your milk can't cash.
And we are back to checks...

[ShayP]

Plastic jug VS bag that feels like real titty.
YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY, GREG!
Your fingers are writing checks that your milk can't cash.
And we are back to checks...

I don't write checks and I don't drink milk.  I create my own history and am historically historical.  (I realize that makes no sense)  YOU are back to checks.

I'm just pleased that everything we've typed in this exchange has probably never been typed before.  HISTORY CREATED.

[KSM]

Many of the cavemen also wear shoes in the house!

I wear shoes in the house. I wear shoes in the house that has floors that I installed so that is 100 percent justified for me to wear shoes in my house!!

[TigerLily]

Tempting fate I see.
Jamais deux sans trois and we have had 2 already this week.

I was afraid I would forget and I have faith in Starr to outlive any raggedy old French saying. N'est pas mon Étoile 🌟?

[KSM]

Classe de Français secondaire

[TigerLily]

MDR

[KSM]

MDR

Mutton Derived Rascal!

[TigerLily]

Mutton Derived Rascal!

I know. I'm just a little lamb. Watch out for that pin. You may end up spilling blood for your country

[KSM]

I know. I'm just a little lamb. Watch out for that pin. You may end up spilling blood for your country

Too late. Blood spilled two days ago while standing in my shed with a woman from the moving company. Yes, another Poppy prick of the skin. My heavy leather jacket drove it into my chest and I said "FUCK"

Thankfully she was understanding and we proceeded to take tool inventory.

PS I'm not all that handy in the bedroom, but get me in a shed? Oooohh BABY!!  Caution: WATCH OUT FOR THE LITTLE PRICK! from the poppy, that is

[TigerLily]

Too late. Blood spilled two days ago while standing in my shed with a woman from the moving company. Yes, another Poppy prick of the skin. My heavy leather jacket drove it into my chest and I said "FUCK"

Thankfully she was understanding and we proceeded to take tool inventory.

PS I'm not all that handy in the bedroom, but get me in a shed? Oooohh BABY!!  Caution: WATCH OUT FOR THE LITTLE PRICK! from the poppy, that is

LOL  That is so full of double entendres intended and unintended I don't know where to start. Ahhh. A man and his tools

[KSM]

LOL  That is so full of double entendres intended and unintended I don't know where to start. Ahhh. A man and his tools

You're missing a comma or two.  Your less than par punctuation rivals that of Barts!

[Bart Ell]

Barts!

Saving your apostrophe to pluralize a word later, sport?

[PolkaDot]

Saving your apostrophe to pluralize a word later, sport?

Maybe he's hiding it in his pocket in case it might come in handy later.

[Bart Ell]

Maybe he's hiding it in his pocket in case it might come in handy later.

We have been over this - THERE ARE NO POCKETS IN SPANDEX!