Tell Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

False equivalence.

It might be more appropriate if you had said:

Sugar cubes cured me of cancer!
All of my friends that had cancer and took the recommended number of sugar cubes are now cancer free too.

Half of them got cavities though. A small price to pay to keep from taking experimental cancer vaccines and life threatening chemotherapy and radiation.


That would be a better comparison.

Fuck Dr Mary and her damned monkey.

No it wouldn't.
You are vaccinated, honeybuns.
For that to be a better comparsion you would not be vaccinated.
You would also not have spent all that time building your immune system by munching mushrooms and Vitamin C, D, zinc, magnesium and quercetin. Remember all those goodies that you claimed were the best course of action?
For your comparison to work you would just have used that mectin...
You know, the placebo.

[Mr Apnea]

No it wouldn't.
You are vaccinated, honeybuns.
For that to be a better comparsion you would not be vaccinated.
You would also not have spent all that time building your immune system by munching mushrooms and Vitamin C, D, zinc, magnesium and quercetin. Remember all those goodies that you claimed were the best course of action?
For your comparison to work you would just have used that mectin...
You know, the placebo.

He's got to do it like a squatter would do it.
For quality assurance, it should be delivered under pressure as a suppository

Merry Christmas Bart

[anniem]

Every single person that I know personally that has taken ivermectin has felt better in 24-48 hours.

I know people who took it as well, it worked. They did not get shots.

[anniem]

Sometimes rather odd medicines work on viruses.  I got one after cutting myself on rocks on the bank of a river.  I was finally cured by huge prescription level doses of Tagamet which is usually an antacid.  I learned the drug is given for viruses of several kinds.

Off Label. Doctors do it all the time. Oh, well not all the time, they are not allowed to do it now for covid.

[Mr Apnea]

I know people who took it as well, it worked. They did not get shots.

I know of at least 3 that did it and are now pushing up daisies - thought they would change their minds when Delta appeared and got the shot, nope. 

When 80% recover quickly with no help, a huge dose of milk chocolate will show promise.  Does it target the ability of the virus to split proteins needed to replicate, I don't know, but I have shit loads of chocolate futures.  Just wait with Omincron, everything will be considered a cure when in reality the virus just neutered itself.

Those that will take the squatter paste do it on a true theory that doesn't quite hit the target (but was a reasonable approach to study). Yet when the theory is applied to hit the target (Pfizer Pill), and it does, the same group doesn't want it.  Frustrating, but Bart pegged those people. 

[Exile]

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[Bart Ell]

Frustrating, but Bart pegged those people.

SOUNDS SEXY!

[Bart Ell]

Those that will take the squatter paste do it on a true theory that doesn't quite hit the target (but was a reasonable approach to study). Yet when the theory is applied to hit the target (Pfizer Pill), and it does, the same group doesn't want it.

The Backline Smoking Nurses are making some great money charging rabbitholers $90 for a quick call and then a bunch more cash to help them get prescriptions or exemptions.
The Backline Smoking Nurses know the squatter paste won't help them but they also know it won't hurt them... except when they get a bad case of being dead.
It is a huge cash grab that only works if you get rabbitholers to deny reality and only seek out what the Backline Smoking Nurses are selling them.

[Bart Ell]

He's got to do it like a squatter would do it.
For quality assurance, it should be delivered under pressure as a suppository

Merry Christmas Bart

EXTREME PEER PRESSURE SUPPOSITORY!

[PolkaDot]

Oooh. Vampira. I want it  Nosferatu. Very Christmasy
@PolkaDot I hope you are not insinuating a petite person is a midget. No slurs please

Well, I am more along the lines of Amazon stature so anyone under 5'6" feels pretty "petite" to me. A longtime friend of mine jokes that my inseam is at least a foot longer than hers. But no, this woman was solidly under 4'. @TigerLily

[PolkaDot]

No it wouldn't.
You are vaccinated, honeybuns.
For that to be a better comparsion you would not be vaccinated.
You would also not have spent all that time building your immune system by munching mushrooms and Vitamin C, D, zinc, magnesium and quercetin. Remember all those goodies that you claimed were the best course of action?
For your comparison to work you would just have used that mectin...
You know, the placebo.

Wow, you all were getting Bart riled up on Christmas. That doesn't seem very nice...

[Bart Ell]

Wow, you all were getting Bart riled up on Christmas. That doesn't seem very nice...

Eat it, midget.

[PolkaDot]

Eat it, midget.

What happened to Honeybuns?

[Bart Ell]

What happened to Honeybuns?

Honeybuns can be midgets, too, midget.

[TigerLily]

Honeybuns can be midgets, too, midget.

And very tasty