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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2505 on: January 17, 2022, 07:01:06 AM »
Quote from: KSM on January 16, 2022, 07:12:32 PM
Had a 4ft fall today while hanging my heavy-bag in my new gym.  Got a sore bum Bart.  BumBart.  Got an Omicron-Sore-Bum-Bart.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2506 on: January 17, 2022, 11:06:24 AM »
Dear Bartimus
Why is that Omicron laden goofball hanging heavy body bags in his garage? Doesn't he know he is sick? He should just lay them on their sides until he is healthy enough to dump them in the Sound. Beastly weather up there

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2507 on: January 17, 2022, 11:37:01 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 17, 2022, 11:06:24 AM
Dear Bartimus
Why is that Omicron laden goofball hanging heavy body bags in his garage? Doesn't he know he is sick? He should just lay them on their sides until he is healthy enough to dump them in the Sound. Beastly weather up there

Oh. This is an Ask. I'm going to keep it here for continuity

He needs something to slap.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2508 on: January 17, 2022, 11:51:14 AM »
Quote from: KSM on January 16, 2022, 07:12:32 PM
Had a 4ft fall today while hanging my heavy-bag in my new gym.  Got a sore bum Bart.  BumBart.  Got an Omicron-Sore-Bum-Bart.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2509 on: January 17, 2022, 12:15:33 PM »
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2510 on: January 17, 2022, 03:22:38 PM »

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2511 on: January 25, 2022, 07:10:00 PM »

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2513 on: February 09, 2022, 11:19:55 AM »
About a month ago she put this in my shower. She has a few of them in hers but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it. What exactly are they for, I wonder. Not exactly a smooth ride on the mantown express.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2514 on: February 09, 2022, 11:31:53 AM »
Quote from: KSM on February 09, 2022, 11:19:55 AM
About a month ago she put this in my shower. She has a few of them in hers but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it. What exactly are they for, I wonder. Not exactly a smooth ride on the mantown express.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2515 on: February 09, 2022, 11:42:36 AM »
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2516 on: February 09, 2022, 12:30:48 PM »
Not TRIBBLES. GREMLINS. Actually She put them in your shower for Her. You get them wet. Squeeze a pleasant liquid soap on it. Mush it a bit between your paws. Then scrub Her back and what not. This is what happens to Her if you don't do a good job

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2517 on: February 09, 2022, 01:23:30 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on February 09, 2022, 12:30:48 PM
Actually She put them in your shower for Her. You get them wet. Squeeze a pleasant liquid soap on it. Mush it a bit between your paws. Then scrub
It's MY shower. She has her own. Mine is mine hers is hers. I am not loofa-ing anyone including myself!  It is now just a feminine looking ornament in my domain. Do they not come in gray? Or better yet, Black!  ?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2518 on: February 09, 2022, 02:26:34 PM »
Quote from: KSM on February 09, 2022, 11:19:55 AM
About a month ago she put this in my shower. She has a few of them in hers but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it. What exactly are they for, I wonder. Not exactly a smooth ride on the mantown express.

Lufa! Loofa?

It's a trap man. That is a collector for black mold and flesh eating bacteria. Per chance was a new life insurance policy taken out on you recently?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2519 on: February 09, 2022, 03:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 09, 2022, 02:26:34 PM
It's a trap man. That is a collector for black mold and flesh eating bacteria. Per chance was a new life insurance policy taken out on you recently?
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