I wonder when I'll have jury duty.
Last time I was down there was a hoot. The young Asian woman who was speaking English just fine while waiting, all of a sudden could
No Habla The nice little old white man, who was perfectly cognizant, quickly became a dementia victim. The black lady was the best.
Defense Attorney: "Don't I know you from somewhere?"
Lady: "You represented my ex-husband at our divorce. That Son of a Bitch hasn't paid any child support in three years!"
Judge: "Dismissed"
I got booted out too. Changed my voter's registration to a third party after that. Haven't been called since. Registered whacko's need not apply.
