Random, stupid things on your mind

[PB]

How much do you have to pay this guy monthly to be your friend?

I might be available for that gig.

Well bless your heart, lol

[HamsterMuscle]

Well bless your heart, lol

That's how they say "Go suck a fat one" in the South.

[bateman]

The best scrambled eggs you will ever have.

Also, this guy made Gordon Ramsay cry when Ramsay was working for him in the 80s, saying something to the effect of "you're like dogshit, always in the middle of the road" when Ramsay was bumbling around the kitchen.

[Jayzelady]

That's how they say "Go suck a fat one" in the South.

Yup, pretty much. One of our favorite but polite ways of saying F OFF. Speaking from experience as a resident of the Deep South, of course. LOL

[Walks_At_Night]

Florida man runs amuck. Naked as Jaybird. Dork out, balls a flapping. Rumbling with guys in a Gym. Rumbling with guys on the sidewalk. Hassling a one legged guy in a wheel chair. Rumbling with guys in the street.  Tased twice and cares not.

NSFW

https://twitter.com/ONLYinDADE/status/1658674322272124930

[KSM]

Florida man runs amuck. Naked as Jaybird. Dork out, balls a flapping. Rumbling with guys in a Gym. Rumbling with guys on the sidewalk. Hassling a one legged guy in a wheel chair. Rumbling with guys in the street.  Tased twice and cares not.

NSFW

I.. just don't know what to say.  WTF?  Like.. W!T!F!

[Bart Ell]

Florida man runs amuck. Naked as Jaybird. Dork out, balls a flapping. Rumbling with guys in a Gym. Rumbling with guys on the sidewalk. Hassling a one legged guy in a wheel chair. Rumbling with guys in the street.  Tased twice and cares not.

NSFW

I would not have that much confidence if my peeper was that small.
Attacks a cop and still gets the white glove treatment.
Adorable.

[TigerLily]

Florida man runs amuck. Naked as Jaybird. Dork out, balls a flapping. Rumbling with guys in a Gym. Rumbling with guys on the sidewalk. Hassling a one legged guy in a wheel chair. Rumbling with guys in the street.  Tased twice and cares not.

NSFW

https://twitter.com/ONLYinDADE/status/1658674322272124930

Just another slow night in southern Florida. He probably took a penis growth serum and wants his money back

[KSM]

I would not have that much confidence if my peeper was that small.

He probably took a penis growth serum and wants his money back

Maybe he's a grower? 

[sean92008]

Cold day? Shrinkage?

[KSM]

Cold day? Shrinkage?

Actually he's way bigger than me. I've a lil nub. 

[sean92008]

Actually he's way bigger than me. I've a lil nub. 

Steroids?
🙄🙄🙄🙄

I used to tell the Asian girls that, just to keep the door (of opportunity) open...

[KSM]

Steroids?
🙄🙄🙄🙄

I used to tell the Asian girls that, just to keep the door (of opportunity) open...

Steroids? Hell no. I was hiking and a wolverine popped out of the bushes and bit it off. I ran home and cancelled the date I had for that evening.

[Walks_At_Night]

Steroids? Hell no. I was hiking and a wolverine popped out of the bushes and bit it off. I ran home and cancelled the date I had for that evening.

It happens. Hopefully you got some pay back. Went back out into the sticks, caught it and had fresh Wolverine for supper.

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[Smokin Hot Bob]

Steroids? Hell no. I was hiking and a wolverine popped out of the bushes and bit it off. I ran home and cancelled the date I had for that evening.

Could have been a horny beaver that popped out of the bush. They always go for the groin.