I was stuck behind somebody driving a Subaru Outback who was randomly hitting their brakes with no reason and going up a slightly inclined offramp, again hitting their brakes with no reason.
I started screaming as my impatience grew. It was an old lady, wearing a mask all alone in her car. Presumptively, she's wearing Birkenstocks and probably uses pine needles instead of a tampon if she hasn't withered up yet. God, The stereotypes! Subaru sucks.