Random, stupid things on your mind

[JUAN]

Clay and Buck have a promo running here that uses a bit of that old Jigsaw song.  I sing "Unless your broom can fly" with it.

[KSM]

In line (the back) of a very popular donair shop a few days ago I noticed this as seen below. While everybody in line is staring at their phones I'm looking around the structure of the premises.  I don't even have a sim card in my phone. It's wonderful, but that's another story.  While checking things out I noticed a flooring transgression. A bad one. Remember, I'm at the back of the line by the back wall and here is what I saw.  I wouldn't have let this slide from myself or one of my meatheads. In my travels around town I am noticing more and more flaws like this that just seemed to go unchecked upon final inspection after the work was done.

Liberal installers no doubt.

[sean92008]

While checking things out I noticed a flooring transgression. A bad one.

There's a billion videos on YouTube on how to address obstacles... Yikes.

This one is from the Small World department:

Driving to LAX after having tons of fucking coffee, I needed to piss pretty badly. Normally I like to stop at car dealerships. They have free drinks of some sort, clean toilets and cute sales girls with camel toe.

 Well, I couldn't make it to any one of my dealerships and I didn't want to go all the way to a Costco as I didn't think I could survive the parking lot.

 So, I went into a Guitar Center that I haven't been in in years. As I was about to ask somebody where the bathrooms were, I looked to my left and there's a guy from way back in my past. He said to me it's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. I liked that.
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I was then 2 ft away from an armed carjacking, at least that's what the guy said it was. The police, well I don't think they believed him.

[KSM]

There's a billion videos on YouTube on how to address obstacles... Yikes.

This one is from the Small World department:

Driving to LAX after having tons of fucking coffee, I needed to piss pretty badly. Normally I like to stop at car dealerships. They have free drinks of some sort, clean toilets and cute sales girls with camel toe.

 Well, I couldn't make it to any one of my dealerships and I didn't want to go all the way to a Costco as I didn't think I could survive the parking lot.

 So, I went into a Guitar Center that I haven't been in in years. As I was about to ask somebody where the bathrooms were, I looked to my left and there's a guy from way back in my past. He said to me it's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. I liked that.
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I was then 2 ft away from an armed carjacking, at least that's what the guy said it was. The police, well I don't think they believed him.

How much is "tons of coffee" ? Like half a pot, or more!? A Full Pot of java?? @sean92008

[sean92008]

How much is "tons of coffee" ? Like half a pot, or more!? A Full Pot of java?? @sean92008

10 cups on the maker is like five travel mugs...

[KSM]

10 cups on the maker is like five travel mugs...

Whoaly Crap man that's waaaay too much! Why would one drink that much coffee?
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[sean92008]

Whoaly Crap man that's waaaay too much! Why would one drink that much coffee?
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Yet a can of Celsius after 10:30 a.m. keeps me up until after 3AM...

[sean92008]

Fake royal miscarriage is on its way... Harry & Meaghan are not beyond this...  In fact, they're primed for this.

[sean92008]

Kim Kommando had a psycho lady claiming that she's been hacked a zillion times. In tears, she's already done everything they're suggesting. She can't find a job because her phone's constantly being hacked.

Ultimately, Kommando said they need to "help" her off the show. It sounded like Heather and any number of C2C listeners.

[JUAN]

I live in a place that has one of the original telephone area codes from the 60s.  It's run out of numbers and we are getting a second one.  People are going nuts.

[sean92008]

I live in a place that has one of the original telephone area codes from the 60s.  It's run out of numbers and we are getting a second one.  People are going nuts.

Soon, you will be using 11 digits, including 1, to dial your next-door neighbor...

The Japanese did it right. Fax machines and cell phones got their own area codes going back to the old days.

[PB]

I live in a place that has one of the original telephone area codes from the 60s.  It's run out of numbers and we are getting a second one.  People are going nuts.

That happened here in the 80s.  The sort of ''kitchen table'' issues people really care about.

Soon, you will be using 11 digits, including 1, to dial your next-door neighbor...

It's ridiculous to dial the '1' when calling within the same area code.

[Walks_At_Night]

I live in a place that has one of the original telephone area codes from the 60s.  It's run out of numbers and we are getting a second one.  People are going nuts.

Definitely seems to be causing issues.

[sean92008]

Definitely seems to be causing issues.

Surgery, shmurgery. He's still got it.

(Duly noted: Woman driver)

[Walks_At_Night]

Surgery, shmurgery. He's still got it.

(Duly noted: Woman driver)

Still a little rusty. 

BTW - Is McDonald's okay?

https://x.com/McDonalds/status/1932800218787164458