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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4005 on: January 12, 2021, 07:32:48 PM »
Why is it that when I ask for detailed specifications via an email inquiry and ask for a reply does the fucking manager call me in the goddamn phone?

The phone rings and this idiot wants to convey something similar to the table below. So, in addition to telling him that the oven is on, the stove is on and I'm making goddamn dinner I say "dude, do a screenshot and paste it into an email then send it to me."

[Crickets]
I call it a spider chart, it's also called a radar graph and a web plot or something like that.
 

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What the hell does that chart mean?
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4006 on: January 12, 2021, 07:35:04 PM »
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1349191411376283648

Too heavy for the kid to lift anyway.  Tiny hands can't pull the trigger.  Anyway, it would be entertaining if he did.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4007 on: January 12, 2021, 07:36:04 PM »
What the hell does that chart mean?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4008 on: January 12, 2021, 07:37:33 PM »
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LOL!  Exactly.  ;)  ;D
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4009 on: January 12, 2021, 08:11:09 PM »
What the hell does that chart mean?

Proof of aliens

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4010 on: January 14, 2021, 10:46:49 AM »
HI @KSM
"True funnies are the funniest of all funnies." - Bart Ell

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4011 on: January 14, 2021, 11:21:46 AM »
Gosh I get tired of clich├ęs that weren't that clever the first time.

Can we stop calling the diamonds in people's rings ''rocks''?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4012 on: January 14, 2021, 11:27:36 AM »
HI @KSM
Hmm  such a grand hello, all marque style. Am I being set up, am I walking into a trap?  ;D

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4013 on: January 14, 2021, 11:57:31 AM »
Hmm  such a grand hello, all marque style. Am I being set up, am I walking into a trap?  ;D

Naw, just hello. You are fun to read here.  :)
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4014 on: January 14, 2021, 12:58:05 PM »
MOST MISLEADING HEADLINE OF THE DAY! >:(

"Australia: Man held after armed raid in search of cat"

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A man accused of raiding a Melbourne animal shelter at gunpoint was trying to find his cat, a court has heard.

I had pictured in my head a SWAT team raiding someone's house. :o

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-55667023

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4015 on: January 14, 2021, 01:31:38 PM »
MOST MISLEADING HEADLINE OF THE DAY! >:(

"Australia: Man held after armed raid in search of cat"

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A man accused of raiding a Melbourne animal shelter at gunpoint was trying to find his cat, a court has heard.

I had pictured in my head a SWAT team raiding someone's house. :o

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-55667023

I thought what you thought
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4016 on: January 14, 2021, 08:04:40 PM »
At the end of the day having a dog is like having a friendly and reliable bum living in your house.

Having cats is like like having several self aggrandizing bums living in your house.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4017 on: January 14, 2021, 08:23:34 PM »
Life is not the same since they stopped brewing Wiedemann beer.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4018 on: January 14, 2021, 09:41:51 PM »
Men do not suffer from micro penis. Women do.

This does not apply to me or mine so don't even bother..   ::)  :P

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4019 on: January 14, 2021, 10:33:33 PM »
Men do not suffer from micro penis. Women do...

What about baldness?