Dave.
A few nights ago did you reeeaaally tell the group you had on that you and a buddy saw a UFO that was 400 MILES LONG?!?!? Can the human eye even take that in, in the way you described it?
There's Carl at the window.
You're an abductee.
You see ghosts AKA 'Dead people'
And of course Bigfoot.
Thunderbird sighting? That may not have been you, could've been a guest relating their experience.
400 mile long UFO huh. Not doubting you and I am a somewhat regular listener, but man your boat seems to take on alot of water after awhile. When you said what you said (400 mile UFO) they all went completely silent.. in a rather awkward way.