Stupid crap my Father-in-law says

[Astro Bitch]

Well today Dad did it again, he got escorted and banned from BiLo (grocery store)  to make a long story short from the Police report he went to the 10 items or less isle(he had 15) because their was only one isle open to take regular customers and it had 6 people in it and the cashier told him him "Oh no you don't, this is 10 items or less" in which he replied "you are the only isle open the other one is packed" her reply was " Bilo policies are not open for your interpretation" so he packed his stuff up and went to the isle that now had 9 people in it and when it was his turn to check out the cashier asked him how he was doing and he replied " Not as good as that fat ass over there in the 10 items or less isle with her thumb up her ass and nothing to do but wipe her hands with baby lotion"  and he said it pretty loud so the 10 items or less lady said in her Al Capone reply "are you talking to me, I know you are not talking to me because you don't know me"  and he replied "You are the only fat bitch standing around with nothing to do with your thumb up your ass" and her reply was "you don't want me to come over there old man" and of course Dad replied: "bring your fat good for nothing ass over here and I will spread your nose all over your face" and then the manager stepped in and the Police showed up and the rest is history and Dad is 86ed from Bilo, he was not arrested, just escorted out and told to never return.  Dad said atleast he is in good company with others that have been banned.
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Peppa pig is banned in China and Dad loves peppa Pig

[Rikki Gins]

Your FIL can probably sue the store for fat ass calling him an old man.  Also her threat that he (your FIL) didn't want her to 'go over there.'  What a wanky sounding store.  In my grocery store, a non busy 10 or less checker would be more than happy to take an order with five extra items.  Whatever works to keep things moving and the customers happy.  I would have fired the thumb lady, had I been the owner of that store. 

[JUAN]

I hate BiLo.

[Dyna-X]

I hate BiLo.

Beware of stores that attempt to be overly clever in their names or add unnecessary silent 'e's (Ye Old Junk Shoppe).

[GravitySucks]

Beware of stores that attempt to be overly clever in their names or add unnecessary silent 'e's (Ye Old Junk Shoppe).

Are those inconsistent e’s?

[Sofia]

Well today Dad did it again, he got escorted and banned from BiLo (grocery store)  to make a long story short from the Police report he went to the 10 items or less isle(he had 15) because their was only one isle open to take regular customers and it had 6 people in it and the cashier told him him "Oh no you don't, this is 10 items or less" in which he replied "you are the only isle open the other one is packed" her reply was " Bilo policies are not open for your interpretation" so he packed his stuff up and went to the isle that now had 9 people in it and when it was his turn to check out the cashier asked him how he was doing and he replied " Not as good as that fat ass over there in the 10 items or less isle with her thumb up her ass and nothing to do but wipe her hands with baby lotion"  and he said it pretty loud so the 10 items or less lady said in her Al Capone reply "are you talking to me, I know you are not talking to me because you don't know me"  and he replied "You are the only fat bitch standing around with nothing to do with your thumb up your ass" and her reply was "you don't want me to come over there old man" and of course Dad replied: "bring your fat good for nothing ass over here and I will spread your nose all over your face" and then the manager stepped in and the Police showed up and the rest is history and Dad is 86ed from Bilo, he was not arrested, just escorted out and told to never return.  Dad said atleast he is in good company with others that have been banned.
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Peppa pig is banned in China and Dad loves peppa Pig

She sounds like a snot.  Who wouldn't accommodate a senior citizen anyway? 

Lines are getting longer everywhere, while the top execs and stock holders get richer & richer by greedily not hiring enough people and working the employees they have to the bone.  Especially Ross dress for less.

Well, too bad about that.  I can't believe they called the cops.  If I were the manager, I would not have called the cops unless he violated a request not to return.  Like he was really going to re-arrange her face from 20 feet away...

Is he interested in a prescription which could tone him down a little?  Probably not.

[Sofia]

Much funnier than briefs.

[26 horses]

Lines are getting longer everywhere, while the top execs and stock holders get richer & richer by greedily not hiring enough people and working the employees they have to the bone.  Especially Ross dress for less.

Ross has very obviously and deleteriously managed itself into a shadow of what it used to be back in the 80s. I can remember when TJ Maxx was considered lowbrow and Ross was more upscale. Not any more.

Then again our new Honduran border jumpers need cheap clothes, so...

[paladin1991]

Well today Dad did it again, he got escorted and banned from BiLo (grocery store)  to make a long story short from the Police report he went to the 10 items or less isle(he had 15) because their was only one isle open to take regular customers and it had 6 people in it and the cashier told him him "Oh no you don't, this is 10 items or less" in which he replied "you are the only isle open the other one is packed" her reply was " Bilo policies are not open for your interpretation" so he packed his stuff up and went to the isle that now had 9 people in it and when it was his turn to check out the cashier asked him how he was doing and he replied " Not as good as that fat ass over there in the 10 items or less isle with her thumb up her ass and nothing to do but wipe her hands with baby lotion"  and he said it pretty loud so the 10 items or less lady said in her Al Capone reply "are you talking to me, I know you are not talking to me because you don't know me"  and he replied "You are the only fat bitch standing around with nothing to do with your thumb up your ass" and her reply was "you don't want me to come over there old man" and of course Dad replied: "bring your fat good for nothing ass over here and I will spread your nose all over your face" and then the manager stepped in and the Police showed up and the rest is history and Dad is 86ed from Bilo, he was not arrested, just escorted out and told to never return.  Dad said atleast he is in good company with others that have been banned.
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Peppa pig is banned in China and Dad loves peppa Pig

I have GOT to meet the old man.  Banned for being right.  Hah!  There is a special place in hell for guys like us.

[paladin1991]

Your FIL can probably sue the store for fat ass calling him an old man.  Also her threat that he (your FIL) didn't want her to 'go over there.'  What a wanky sounding store.  In my grocery store, a non busy 10 or less checker would be more than happy to take an order with five extra items.  Whatever works to keep things moving and the customers happy.  I would have fired the thumb lady, had I been the owner of that store.

No shit, right?  Welcome to bizzaroland America.

[Astro Bitch]

To tell the truth, I've about had it with him, the time is going to come one day when someone calls his bluff, he is almost 70 years old well he will be 70 in July, he may be a big man physically but he is 70 and all that crap he talks about having one good fight left in him, I am afraid the time will come when we have to identify him at the morgue.  It is just beyond my comprehension, we give him everything he needs and most people his age would be happy and content but oh no, not Billy Bad Ass, it has to be his way, it it wasn't for the kids his butt would of been sent packing along time ago.

[Sofia]

Ross has very obviously and deleteriously managed itself into a shadow of what it used to be back in the 80s. I can remember when TJ Maxx was considered lowbrow and Ross was more upscale. Not any more.

Then again our new Honduran border jumpers need cheap clothes, so...

From what I've seen, they shoplift them.  Ross doesn't prosecute.  They told me they'd rather lose the clothes than pay staff to sit in court.  But they do pay for security, but it happens when Security goes on breaks.

[26 horses]

From what I've seen, they shoplift them.  Ross doesn't prosecute.  They told me they'd rather lose the clothes than pay staff to sit in court.  But they do pay for security, but it happens when Security goes on breaks.

Wow, just freaking wow! I truly had no idea. But just how does one prosecute a shoplifiting border jumper anyway? Shoot if ICE can't nab them, Paul Blart Mall Cop stands no chance at all..

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[Nucky Nolan]

I hate BiLo.

I no longer shop at BiLo. I buy all of my stuff online from Acme Products.

[Nucky Nolan]

Ross has very obviously and deleteriously managed itself into a shadow of what it used to be back in the 80s. I can remember when TJ Maxx was considered lowbrow and Ross was more upscale. Not any more.

Then again our new Honduran border jumpers need cheap clothes, so...

We no longer have Kmart and Sears here. Our mall is hemorrhaging stores. Weekend nights in 2019 there look like Wednesday mornings in 1990. I expect to see zombies there soon.