Stupid crap my Father-in-law says

[Astro Bitch]

@albrecht might get the answer he’s looking for about pruning lantanas.

if that is aplant he has AN ANSWER FOR IT

[paladin1991]

Would you really want to here him all day every day?

With all the Tards that we put up with?  Yes.

[Astro Bitch]

Dad -in-law says that Japanese are not orientals/asians and that they are a race unto themselves,, he said just look at the ass and it tells you everything,, I thing he has a thing for asses, everything has to due with ass with him..Break my foot off in your ass, bust your'e ass and anything else you can add ass to and he also likes the country songby  Justin Moore I Could Kick Your Ass

[JUAN]

Dad -in-law says that Japanese are not orientals/asians and that they are a race unto themselves

The Japanese agree with him.

[Astro Bitch]

Yesterday my DIL(dad in law) told my son who is 14, who was bullied in school  look, you're 5 '10' AND WEIGH 175 LBS KICK their ass till next week,, put those genes to work.

[albrecht]

if that is aplant he has AN ANSWER FOR IT

Ask him if I can prune back my Lantanas now (we've had a hard freeze but now it is going to be almost 80 today) or if I should wait until the end of winter or beginning of spring, as I've been told in the past. But there is conflicting information on the interwebs and they look ugly now.

[albrecht]

Yesterday my DIL(dad in law) told my son who is 14, who was bullied in school  look, you're 5 '10' AND WEIGH 175 LBS KICK their ass till next week,, put those genes to work.

I assume it is a public school which encourage wimps and all kinds of crazy lefty, stuff. I tend to agree with your father-in-law, who seems like a good guy of the old school. However the caveat is if done at school your son risks getting labeled, or worse. Schools have a "zero tolerance," (how is that for hypocrisy since they teach "tolerance" more than they do math,) and prosecute etc the victim who fights back or stands up for himself or others. So if a fight must happen it should be done after school. We would have a deal "meet in the woods after school" kind of thing. Of course this is also when folks would fight and it usually consisted of a few bad punches thrown and then folks would break it up and everyone went home. And often former pugilists would become friends and laugh about it later as years go on- not gangfights, knives, kung-fu, guns, etc they have now. So I can't give advice....

[Astro Bitch]

Ask him if I can prune back my Lantanas now (we've had a hard freeze but now it is going to be almost 80 today) or if I should wait until the end of winter or beginning of spring, as I've been told in the past. But there is conflicting information on the interwebs and they look ugly now.

Dad said Latinas should never be stiffled, they shoul be able to run their ciurse thus a happy magage

[albrecht]

Dad said Latinas should never be stiffled, they shoul be able to run their ciurse thus a happy magage

Ha. Good luck stifling a feisty Latina. Your father in law has some smarts.

[PolkaDot]

Yesterday my DIL(dad in law) told my son who is 14, who was bullied in school  look, you're 5 '10' AND WEIGH 175 LBS KICK their ass till next week,, put those genes to work.

This actually makes sense if the bullying is occurring multiple times from the same person. Your DIL should remind him to do it off school property too.

[PolkaDot]

Dad said Latinas should never be stiffled, they shoul be able to run their ciurse thus a happy magage

I don't think I speak this language. Can I have an interpreter please?

[albrecht]

I don't think I speak this language. Can I have an interpreter please?

I think she was saying that her father-in-law was joking saying that one shouldn't try to stifle a Latina and that they should be allowed to run their course and that makes a happier marriage?

[Rikki Gins]

Yesterday my DIL(dad in law) told my son who is 14, who was bullied in school  look, you're 5 '10' AND WEIGH 175 LBS KICK their ass till next week,, put those genes to work.

The best way to treat bullies is with a Jack Dempsey attack.  At the sound of the bell, come out swinging before your opponent knows what is happening.  Sure, the bully will try to punch back but the centrifugal force will be on your son's side and the bully should be pushed back, crashing into lockers, toilet stall doors, or wherever the bullying was taking place.  And don't let your son feel guilty about being expelled.  When he returns after a few days, the girls will think he's a hero.  At least this worked for me, back in the 1960's.   

[GravitySucks]

The best way to treat bullies is with a Jack Dempsey attack.  At the sound of the bell, come out swinging before your opponent knows what is happening.  Sure, the bully will try to punch back but the centrifugal force will be on your son's side and the bully should be pushed back, crashing into lockers, toilet stall doors, or wherever the bullying was taking place.  And don't let your son feel guilty about being expelled.  When he returns after a few days, the girls will think he's a hero.  At least this worked for me, back in the 1960's.   

Just don’t stab them in the stomach with a chisel in wood shop.

[JUAN]

Just don’t stab them in the stomach with a chisel in wood shop.

Experience?