Stupid crap my Father-in-law says

[Astro Bitch]

Well this is not a funny thing he said but what he did, during Thanksgiving Dad took a can of SPAM, scored it, put cloves in the crossings, a pineapple slice with cherry in the whole on top of it and baked it, then nuked a microwave sweet potato put butter cinnamon, nutmeg and maple syrup on it,a small pecan pie (one that comes 3 in a pack that you get in the lunch isle at a store, a Hawaiian roll, small ear of extra sweet corn ( he boiled in sugar water) and a few other things, with a bottle of MD 20/20 boxed them up and disappeared for about 4 hours, came home and that was it,, kind of funny if you ask me.

[GravitySucks]

Well this is not a funny thing he said but what he did, during Thanksgiving Dad took a can of SPAM, scored it, put cloves in the crossings, a pineapple slice with cherry in the whole on top of it and baked it, then nuked a microwave sweet potato put butter cinnamon, nutmeg and maple syrup on it,a small pecan pie (one that comes 3 in a pack that you get in the lunch isle at a store, a Hawaiian roll, small ear of extra sweet corn ( he boiled in sugar water) and a few other things, with a bottle of MD 20/20 boxed them up and disappeared for about 4 hours, came home and that was it,, kind of funny if you ask me.

Dude sounds like he has survival skills.

[Sofia]

Well this is not a funny thing he said but what he did, during Thanksgiving Dad took a can of SPAM, scored it, put cloves in the crossings, a pineapple slice with cherry in the whole on top of it and baked it, then nuked a microwave sweet potato put butter cinnamon, nutmeg and maple syrup on it,a small pecan pie (one that comes 3 in a pack that you get in the lunch isle at a store, a Hawaiian roll, small ear of extra sweet corn ( he boiled in sugar water) and a few other things, with a bottle of MD 20/20 boxed them up and disappeared for about 4 hours, came home and that was it,, kind of funny if you ask me.

That is intriguing.  I wonder if he shared a po' man's Thanksgiving with a homeless person.  How old is your dad?  What state was he mostly raised in?  This was the dedicated, creative, methodical, humorous side of him.

[Belles]

I really enjoy this thread.  Your father-in-law sounds like a character.  Do look in to AlaNon. One of the best decisions I ever made.

Please, keep posting!

[paladin1991]

Well this is not a funny thing he said but what he did, during Thanksgiving Dad took a can of SPAM, scored it, put cloves in the crossings, a pineapple slice with cherry in the whole on top of it and baked it, then nuked a microwave sweet potato put butter cinnamon, nutmeg and maple syrup on it,a small pecan pie (one that comes 3 in a pack that you get in the lunch isle at a store, a Hawaiian roll, small ear of extra sweet corn ( he boiled in sugar water) and a few other things, with a bottle of MD 20/20 boxed them up and disappeared for about 4 hours, came home and that was it,, kind of funny if you ask me.

Maybe he went out to deliver a meal?  Shit lady, them sounds like Good Eats to me.

[JUAN]

Cinnamon and nutmeg are bad enough, but maple syrup on a sweet potato?
As others have said, it sounds like he made a food delivery to someone with a severe sugar addiction.

[Astro Bitch]

That is intriguing.  I wonder if he shared a po' man's Thanksgiving with a homeless person.  How old is your dad?  What state was he mostly raised in?  This was the dedicated, creative, methodical, humorous side of him.

He is my father -in-law and he is in his 70's, originally from Punxsutawney, Pa where you used to get free vanilla ice cream and apple pie all day long on Ground Hog Day, he has a lot of friends ans some may be homeless.
 

[Astro Bitch]

Funny thing today was he was outside withLouie (my Boxer dog) and he say Louie looking at that little pitbull across the street and he said louieif you make a move towards that rank bitch of a dog i will move my foot across your ass.

[ACE OF CLUBS]

George Noory sucks . . . .

[PolkaDot]

Funny thing today was he was outside withLouie (my Boxer dog) and he say Louie looking at that little pitbull across the street and he said louieif you make a move towards that rank bitch of a dog i will move my foot across your ass.

I totally appreciate him laying the ground rules. At least the dog knows where the line is.

[GravitySucks]

Funny thing today was he was outside withLouie (my Boxer dog) and he say Louie looking at that little pitbull across the street and he said louieif you make a move towards that rank bitch of a dog i will move my foot across your ass.

You should get him to sign up for an account here.

[Astro Bitch]

You should get him to sign up for an account here.

Would you really want to here him all day every day?

[GravitySucks]

Would you really want to here him all day every day?

We could ask him all kinds of questions about how to fix stuff. But some people may troll him.

It might keep him off the streets.

[Astro Bitch]

We could ask him all kinds of questions about how to fix stuff. But some people may troll him.

It might keep him off the streets.

I like where youare going with this

[GravitySucks]

I like where youare going with this

@albrecht might get the answer he’s looking for about pruning lantanas.