Stupid crap my Father-in-law says

[paladin1991]

To tell the truth, I've about had it with him, the time is going to come one day when someone calls his bluff, he is almost 70 years old well he will be 70 in July, he may be a big man physically but he is 70 and all that crap he talks about having one good fight left in him, I am afraid the time will come when we have to identify him at the morgue.  It is just beyond my comprehension, we give him everything he needs and most people his age would be happy and content but oh no, not Billy Bad Ass, it has to be his way, it it wasn't for the kids his butt would of been sent packing along time ago.

Hey 'Bitch, and I mean that affectionately, your FIL is 20 years older than me, but I know that I've got another fight left in me.  will it be my last? I dunno.  But I do hope to go out in one last gunfight.  So, if your FIL says he has one more fight in him, I  don't think he's bluffing. 

[26 horses]

I no longer shop at BiLo. I buy all of my stuff online from Acme Products.

Heh...

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...the masters of planned obsolescence...

[26 horses]

We no longer have Kmart and Sears here. Our mall is hemorrhaging stores. Weekend nights in 2019 there look like Wednesday mornings in 1990. I expect to see zombies there soon.

I expect you just might, but they come with skateboards, so watch out...

[26 horses]

To tell the truth, I've about had it with him, the time is going to come one day when someone calls his bluff, he is almost 70 years old well he will be 70 in July, he may be a big man physically but he is 70 and all that crap he talks about having one good fight left in him, I am afraid the time will come when we have to identify him at the morgue.  It is just beyond my comprehension, we give him everything he needs and most people his age would be happy and content but oh no, not Billy Bad Ass, it has to be his way, it it wasn't for the kids his butt would of been sent packing along time ago.

You gave him everything he needs, except a nation that resembles anything he was raised in.

Wait until you're 70 and you can see a nation committing cultural and economic seppuku before your very eyes.

Never mind, it's already happening, you'll get to see the even more horrific results stage of that race to the bottom.

[Nucky Nolan]

Heh...

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...the masters of planned obsolescence...

The coyote learned that the hard way. They have nothing on Apple, though.

[Nucky Nolan]

I expect you just might, but they come with skateboards, so watch out...

I dig those tapes. They're like archaeological expeditions from the future.

[26 horses]

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[Astro Bitch]

Hey 'Bitch, and I mean that affectionately, your FIL is 20 years older than me, but I know that I've got another fight left in me.  will it be my last? I dunno.  But I do hope to go out in one last gunfight.  So, if your FIL says he has one more fight in him, I  don't think he's bluffing.

Well you are 50 and he is 70, the only fight he has left in him is the fight to wake up tomorrow, I don't mean to sound cruel but the facts are the facts, he is an old man and if he wants to die by an act of violence that is his problem but I am not going to have it, I will not have my husbands father,,OMG, I am sorry, it just hit me, I did not mean for this thread to be a vent for me I made it because he says funny and stupid things and I thought it would be nice for others to see what he says but it seems that I am  just trying to justify it to myself

[Nucky Nolan]

Well you are 50 and he is 70, the only fight he has left in him is the fight to wake up tomorrow

To be fair, I can say the same thing for me during my college party days. Some hangovers can make you feel like an "old" 70.

[JUAN]

You will not have it. i think you’ve identified the real problem.

[26 horses]

Well you are 50 and he is 70, the only fight he has left in him is the fight to wake up tomorrow, I don't mean to sound cruel but the facts are the facts, he is an old man and if he wants to die by an act of violence that is his problem but I am not going to have it, I will not have my husbands father,,OMG, I am sorry, it just hit me, I did not mean for this thread to be a vent for me I made it because he says funny and stupid things and I thought it would be nice for others to see what he says but it seems that I am  just trying to justify it to myself

Is he an Eastwood fan?

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[paladin1991]

Well you are 50 and he is 70, the only fight he has left in him is the fight to wake up tomorrow, I don't mean to sound cruel but the facts are the facts, he is an old man and if he wants to die by an act of violence that is his problem but I am not going to have it, I will not have my husbands father,,OMG, I am sorry, it just hit me, I did not mean for this thread to be a vent for me I made it because he says funny and stupid things and I thought it would be nice for others to see what he says but it seems that I am  just trying to justify it to myself

  Relax.  You're amongst friends here.  Mostly.  I love the shit your dad says.  He sounds like me and the crew I roll with.

[26 horses]

The old man wouldn't take any shit from the 'Mongs.

 

[Astro Bitch]

The old man wouldn't take any shit from the 'Mongs.

 

Actually he is more of the  Walk a mile in another mans shoes kind of guy but he shows more respect to my parents than he does to to me, he spent a year in Mongolia with the Peace Corps back in the mid 70's, he has his own opinions on Mongolia and China, funny how he thinks he is an expert.

[paladin1991]

Actually he is more of the  Walk a mile in another mans shoes kind of guy but he shows more respect to my parents than he does to to me, he spent a year in Mongolia with the Peace Corps back in the mid 70's, he has his own opinions on Mongolia and China, funny how he thinks he is an expert.

Well, I was never there so I will accept his expertise.