Stupid crap my Father-in-law says

[paladin1991]

That avatar.  I think she wants me.

[Astro Bitch]

OK, today Imade a mistake,, I opened one of FIL's Insurance envelopes by mistake,, he is William Sr. and hubby is William Jr. Tell me how does a 70 yr old get a 2.5 mil. insurance policy?  What the hell is he paying a month for it and how does he afford it?  I would ask him but he would do something like put his palm on my forehead and say Does the Sparrow ask where he gets his worm from?< he just gets it and then say "It's none of your F@#$ing Business how I spend my money.

[Astro Bitch]

To day Father in Law Passed Away,, he took a break while beating on some steal to make a knife, took a break and sat in the sun, had a whiskey and coke and passed away. I will truly miss the old man and not to say say what Cassie who was always on his right hip and DeAndre who he taught to rid..  I will miss the old man.  He will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday

[paladin1991]

To day Father in Law Passed Away,, he took a break while beating on some steal to make a knife, took a break and sat in the sun, had a whiskey and coke and passed away. I will truly miss the old man and not to say say what Cassie who was always on his right hip and DeAndre who he taught to rid..  I will miss the old man.  He will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday

oh fuck me.  I am truly sorry for your loss.  Arlington.  Good.  I will meet this guy on the other side 

[Rikki Gins]

To day Father in Law Passed Away,, he took a break while beating on some steal to make a knife, took a break and sat in the sun, had a whiskey and coke and passed away. I will truly miss the old man and not to say say what Cassie who was always on his right hip and DeAndre who he taught to rid..  I will miss the old man.  He will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday

Thanks for sharing your FIL with us, AB.  He was quite the character and I'm very saddened to hear that he has passed.  May he rest in peace. 

[Astro Bitch]

Thank youfor your concern, we been crying for a while, the man an ass but he always kept to the truth and always loved the children, he would always go out of his way ti fix a bike or something

[paladin1991]

Thank youfor your concern, we been crying for a while, the man an ass but he always kept to the truth and always loved the children, he would always go out of his way ti fix a bike or something

We were fortunate to have you share him with us.

[GravitySucks]

To day Father in Law Passed Away,, he took a break while beating on some steal to make a knife, took a break and sat in the sun, had a whiskey and coke and passed away. I will truly miss the old man and not to say say what Cassie who was always on his right hip and DeAndre who he taught to rid..  I will miss the old man.  He will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday

Prayers for the comfort of your family. Wish I would’ve met him before he passed.

[Sofia]

Sorry to hear of your loss.  It was good hearing about him while he was alive.  I suppose you've had a long week, too.  Was there an end-of-life ceremony?  How did it go with the final arrangements to lay him to rest?  Did he have a will or did he pass away intestate?  The loss of him will be very noticed and things might seem too quiet for a long time!  Are you doing okay?

[Astro Bitch]

I thank everyone for their thoughts and kindness that I HAVE RECEIVED thru emails and etc.

[Bart Ell]

I admit it.
I poisoned the cranky old fuck.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

I thank everyone for their thoughts and kindness that I HAVE RECEIVED thru emails and etc.

While I read this thread I haven't for a while. My condolences to you and your family.

[Sofia]

Where did he end up?  (Sorry if I've missed that.)

[Bart Ell]

Where did he end up?  (Sorry if I've missed that.)

He was cut up into bite sized pieces, fried and handed out as meat substitute samples at a local Costco.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

He was cut up into bite sized pieces, fried and handed out as meat substitute samples at a local Costco.

Those Costco vultures will eat anything they're handing out.