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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8805 on: February 12, 2026, 05:36:41 PM »
What's that? You would like to see a girl fight with a denture snatch?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8806 on: February 13, 2026, 10:55:40 AM »
This week I had two life events that realign your thinking. One, a special birthday. Two, a longtime friend becomes very sick and we almost lose her. They happened back to back and are complete opposites. Or are they? I suppose they are both, in their own way,  a commemoration of life and the importance of relationship and connection.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8807 on: February 13, 2026, 10:58:36 AM »
What's that? You would like to see a girl fight with a denture snatch?

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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8808 on: February 13, 2026, 12:01:03 PM »
We really need to make some sort of Wierd-Assed Videos that Walks Finds Bingo card game.


Ha!  Made my month. 


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8809 on: February 13, 2026, 12:05:04 PM »
This week I had two life events that realign your thinking. One, a special birthday. Two, a longtime friend becomes very sick and we almost lose her. They happened back to back and are complete opposites. Or are they? I suppose they are both, in their own way,  a commemoration of life and the importance of relationship and connection.

Bad things sure can pop up in a hurry.  :'(

Hope the person close to you comes thru okay and is not adversely impacted by it long term.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8810 on: February 14, 2026, 08:40:25 PM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8811 on: February 15, 2026, 07:23:40 AM »
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8812 on: February 15, 2026, 08:19:53 AM »
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8813 on: February 16, 2026, 08:20:17 PM »
Anyone like to read Conn Iggulden? I’ve just started his Emperor series and I’m enjoying it. I haven’t met a one of his books I didn’t enjoy.

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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8814 on: February 16, 2026, 08:25:41 PM »
Bad things sure can pop up in a hurry.  :'(

Hope the person close to you comes thru okay and is not adversely impacted by it long term.

Thanks Walks, Me too. It extra sucks because she’s one of the most beautiful and kind people I know. Makes you think there is no god and karma is bullshit.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8815 on: February 19, 2026, 01:43:54 PM »
I had the weirdest dream last night.

I was an adolescent again living in our old house. I have this reoccurring theme related to dreams like this. Someone has bought part of our land and all the land around it and built a ton of houses, but also put up a bunch of house trailers while they build. It's noisy and chaotic. I think the people are trashy and I don’t like what they’re doing to the land. There's a ton of traffic -old beat up trucks- they're building these awful corrals with whatever they can find - basically on what used to be our front yard and entrance area.

Anyway, I'm watching them out of my bedroom window that used to face the east side of the property and I see that there are some calves stuck/buried in the ground at the bottom of our lane, which is about a half mile long. It doesn't make sense because it's like being buried in snow but it's earth and only the animals' heads are visible. They look like huge gopher holes with heads sticking out. I watch the men on horseback head the cattle with a rope from their horses, wrap the saddle horn and pull them out. At the end, there's three animals left and I'm wondering if they're dead. Why would they just leave them there on our road like that?

My brother and I walk down the lane to investigate and realize that the two calves are still alive and there's something else buried in the ground that is obvs not bovine but we can barely make out the head and assume that it has been smothered. We decide we have to try and save the animals and I think, I'm not a good enough roper to use that tool and the men probably already tried and failed.  So, we dig out the two calves with shovels and the animals take off into the brush glad to be free. Then we decide to see what the other animal is and start to dig. To our surprise it's still alive!

It turns out to be a zebra. The zebra doesn't run, so I lead it back up the lane to the barn. At this point my parents are having some sort of big party. I can hear music and talking and see people in the large windows and moving in and out of the house and around the wood deck laughing and talking. I think, What the hell? Dad will never know! And I saddle and bridle the zebra. I wake up as I'm riding the zebra like you would a horse or a mule out in the open field. Yes, suddenly the open land is back and all the trashy people, traffic, and construction is gone.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8816 on: February 19, 2026, 02:11:49 PM »
Urban dictionary says a zebra is 25-times larger than an A cup.
Don't know where you are on the scale.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8817 on: February 19, 2026, 02:14:20 PM »
I had the weirdest dream last night.

I was an adolescent again living in our old house. I have this reoccurring theme related to dreams like this. Someone has bought part of our land and all the land around it and built a ton of houses, but also put up a bunch of house trailers while they build. It's noisy and chaotic. I think the people are trashy and I don’t like what they’re doing to the land. There's a ton of traffic -old beat up trucks- they're building these awful corrals with whatever they can find - basically on what used to be our front yard and entrance area.

Anyway, I'm watching them out of my bedroom window that used to face the east side of the property and I see that there are some calves stuck/buried in the ground at the bottom of our lane, which is about a half mile long. It doesn't make sense because it's like being buried in snow but it's earth and only the animals' heads are visible. They look like huge gopher holes with heads sticking out. I watch the men on horseback head the cattle with a rope from their horses, wrap the saddle horn and pull them out. At the end, there's three animals left and I'm wondering if they're dead. Why would they just leave them there on our road like that?

My brother and I walk down the lane to investigate and realize that the two calves are still alive and there's something else buried in the ground that is obvs not bovine but we can barely make out the head and assume that it has been smothered. We decide we have to try and save the animals and I think, I'm not a good enough roper to use that tool and the men probably already tried and failed.  So, we dig out the two calves with shovels and the animals take off into the brush glad to be free. Then we decide to see what the other animal is and start to dig. To our surprise it's still alive!

It turns out to be a zebra. The zebra doesn't run, so I lead it back up the lane to the barn. At this point my parents are having some sort of big party. I can hear music and talking and see people in the large windows and moving in and out of the house and around the wood deck laughing and talking. I think, What the hell? Dad will never know! And I saddle and bridle the zebra. I wake up as I'm riding the zebra like you would a horse or a mule out in the open field. Yes, suddenly the open land is back and all the trashy people, traffic, and construction is gone.

Speaking as a man, why is it that women are obsessed with telling you about their dreams? They don't even give you a chance to remember a prior engagement, they just plow right on through. Even faking a heart attack doesn't stop them. They're never interesting, unless it's a fish dream, or a sex dream.
 

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8818 on: February 19, 2026, 02:54:45 PM »
Speaking as a man, why is it that women are obsessed with telling you about their dreams? They don't even give you a chance to remember a prior engagement, they just plow right on through. Even faking a heart attack doesn't stop them. They're never interesting, unless it's a fish dream, or a sex dream.

Would have been better if she freed the Zebra, then laced it with a hunting bow and plopped it on the grill.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8819 on: February 19, 2026, 02:59:45 PM »
Even faking a heart attack doesn't stop them.
The 'ol faking a heart attack method never works. The tried and true is to pull out the rickety stool followed by preparing a noose with the hefty piece of rope that was also purchased at the Rickety Stool Store as a suicide package (beam not included).

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