Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[PB]

I had the weirdest dream last night.

I was an adolescent again living in our old house. I have this reoccurring theme related to dreams like this. Someone has bought part of our land and all the land around it and built a ton of houses, but also put up a bunch of house trailers while they build. It's noisy and chaotic. I think the people are trashy and I don’t like what they’re doing to the land. There's a ton of traffic -old beat up trucks- they're building these awful corrals with whatever they can find - basically on what used to be our front yard and entrance area.

Anyway, I'm watching them out of my bedroom window that used to face the east side of the property and I see that there are some calves stuck/buried in the ground at the bottom of our lane, which is about a half mile long. It doesn't make sense because it's like being buried in snow but it's earth and only the animals' heads are visible. They look like huge gopher holes with heads sticking out. I watch the men on horseback head the cattle with a rope from their horses, wrap the saddle horn and pull them out. At the end, there's three animals left and I'm wondering if they're dead. Why would they just leave them there on our road like that?

My brother and I walk down the lane to investigate and realize that the two calves are still alive and there's something else buried in the ground that is obvs not bovine but we can barely make out the head and assume that it has been smothered. We decide we have to try and save the animals and I think, I'm not a good enough roper to use that tool and the men probably already tried and failed.  So, we dig out the two calves with shovels and the animals take off into the brush glad to be free. Then we decide to see what the other animal is and start to dig. To our surprise it's still alive!

It turns out to be a zebra. The zebra doesn't run, so I lead it back up the lane to the barn. At this point my parents are having some sort of big party. I can hear music and talking and see people in the large windows and moving in and out of the house and around the wood deck laughing and talking. I think, What the hell? Dad will never know! And I saddle and bridle the zebra. I wake up as I'm riding the zebra like you would a horse or a mule out in the open field. Yes, suddenly the open land is back and all the trashy people, traffic, and construction is gone.

Wait a minute.  I heard this very same story years ago in an interview with Whitley Strieber..

[Walks_At_Night]

The Trump sounds.

Repent.

This world ends.

https://x.com/maximumpain333/status/2024671339186163758

[Walks_At_Night]

Nice uppercut from the Little Sleezers pizza dude.

[KSM]

Nice uppercut from the Little Sleezers pizza dude.

On d' button!

[Walks_At_Night]

[PolkaDot]

Wait a minute.  I heard this very same story years ago in an interview with Whitley Strieber..

LOL
I like how sometimes you have a good sense of humor @PB

[PolkaDot]

Urban dictionary says a zebra is 25-times larger than an A cup.
Don't know where you are on the scale.

Oh @JUAN , you boys are so cute with your misunderstanding how cup sizing works. Personally, I think we should keep to the tried and true and measure both breasts and horses in hands. But okay, I'll play your game.

The girls are a matched pair of Percherons
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How about the moobs? What are you packin'?

[Walks_At_Night]

Looks like a good time. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Don't cut the load bearing ribbon.

[KSM]

Don't cut the load bearing ribbon.

But they built and invented everything! Wait a minute..

[KSM]

Today I was contracted out to do a repossession YAAAY me!  Items in question were an LG 75" TV and a MacBook - whatever the fuck that is. Just call it a tablet will ya.  Anyways I was delighted in a nerd-like way when I saw the address, or more like the name of the street was what had me all giddy inside. Being a huge fan of the OG Twilight Zone of course this one had me thinking that I was going to be the Monster that was Due on Maple Street on this snowy morning.  Of course I had to snap a shot of the street sign. Doesn't every town have a Maple Street?

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PS - They were home but they didn't answer the door so I left emptyhanded. 

[Walks_At_Night]

PS - They were home but they didn't answer the door so I left emptyhanded. 

So you just bang on the door and if they open up say "Cough up your TV and lapper"?  If they tell you to fudge off what happens then?   

[K_Dubb]

So you just bang on the door and if they open up say "Cough up your TV and lapper"?  If they tell you to fudge off what happens then?

its canada so he just says oop sorry and goes gets some timbits and a doubledouble

God I love Canada 🍁

[Walks_At_Night]

its canada so he just says oop sorry and goes gets some timbits and a doubledouble

God I love Canada 🍁

Meanwhile in Texas.......


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[K_Dubb]

Meanwhile in Texas.......


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How did you get into my ring 😭