Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[PolkaDot]

The Kid’s in accelerated math…sounds like it’s a good thing until you have to do homework with him. The amount of wailing, falling off chairs, and dramatics would make a disney princess proud. 

[Smokin Hot Bob]

The Kid’s in accelerated math…sounds like it’s a good thing until you have to do homework with him. The amount of wailing, falling off chairs, and dramatics would make a disney princess proud. 

How so? Throw us a question that threw you a loop and we, including my team of clandestine wizards, will show you how simple it is. No need for tears or fears in the New World Mathematical Matrix.

[PB]

The Kid’s in accelerated math…sounds like it’s a good thing until you have to do homework with him. The amount of wailing, falling off chairs, and dramatics would make a disney princess proud. 

My kids were loaded up with homework that I was expected to do as well.  When did this start, because no one was doing my or my friends homework growing up except us. 

[TigerLily]

My kids were loaded up with homework that I was expected to do as well.  .....

Putrid Brain You actually have offspring!!?!!

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[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Was watching a YouTube short about science calculating facial attractiveness of some handsome guy in his prime.  They measured jawline, eye spacing, chin protrusion, etc. and gave the guy a 97% overall score.  In the comment section:  "I became a LOT more attractive when the Vectors and Angles of my Wallet to Pants Ratio increased dramatically!"   

[Walks_At_Night]

Was watching a YouTube short about science calculating facial attractiveness of some handsome guy in his prime.  They measured jawline, eye spacing, chin protrusion, etc. and gave the guy a 97% overall score.  In the comment section:  "I became a LOT more attractive when the Vectors and Angles of my Wallet to Pants Ratio increased dramatically!"

Yep.  This dude laid it out at about 5:50 with his Cute/Money graph

[PB]

Putrid Brain You actually have offspring!!?!!

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When you're done with the dishes, can you iron the shirts?

[Walks_At_Night]

Huh.  Why come such a thing exists?

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[K_Dubb]

Huh.  Why come such a thing exists?

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I would like that because I don’t have one of those waffle irons with the plates that reverse to flat which is only way to make a proper grilled cheese unless you want to wrangle a restaurant style griddle with a weight on top and flip it halfway through. idk if they make those any more, the only waffle irons I see are fixed. Would be nice if they came in a cheddar-Gruyère blend tho

[Walks_At_Night]

I would like that because I don’t have one of those waffle irons with the plates that reverse to flat which is only way to make a proper grilled cheese unless you want to wrangle a restaurant style griddle with a weight on top and flip it halfway through. idk if they make those any more, the only waffle irons I see are fixed. Would be nice if they came in a cheddar-Gruyère blend tho

I've recently purchased a Blackstone grill.  Looking forward to using that baby

[PB]

I would like that because I don’t have one of those waffle irons with the plates that reverse to flat which is only way to make a proper grilled cheese unless you want to wrangle a restaurant style griddle with a weight on top and flip it halfway through. idk if they make those any more, the only waffle irons I see are fixed. Would be nice if they came in a cheddar-Gruyère blend tho

More in there than just bread and cheese though.  Preservatives.  The bread and cheese are going to be more processed that usual, more chemicals.  You don't get to pick what bread and cheese you want... 

[K_Dubb]

I've recently purchased a Blackstone grill.  Looking forward to using that baby

That s a whole lot of griddle you could put 25 sandwiches on that thing omg 😳

[K_Dubb]

More in there than just bread and cheese though.  Preservatives.  The bread and cheese are going to be more processed that usual, more chemicals.  You don't get to pick what bread and cheese you want...

True but if you like grilled cheese and you don’t have a flippable waffle iron or a big ass griddle outside to fire up like WAN what you gonna do 🤷🏼‍♂️

[PB]

True but if you like grilled cheese and you don’t have a flippable waffle iron or a big ass griddle outside to fire up like WAN what you gonna do 🤷🏼‍♂️

I use a 25 year old countertop toaster oven.  You can also put it on a rack in your full size oven.

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[K_Dubb]

I use a 25 year old countertop toaster oven.  You can also put in on a rack in your oven.

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Too much uneven heat, and need a weight to squish it. You need even top and bottom heat without flipping and a weight to compress, those old waffle irons were perfect you could make four sandwiches in about 2sf of space whereas WAN is firing up a small patio when he wants a midnight snack IN THIS ECONOMY