Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Bart Ell]

I finally did it! I’m pretty stoked. I’m now the proud owner of three new holes filled with white gold and amethyst on my left ear.

I dated a woman who had 4 or 5 in her left ear.
She was on TV and told me that when she worked in Dallas, she had to keep her hair over her ears so she wouldn’t shock the very sensitive Texans.
The kinky Californians let her set her freak ear free.

[PolkaDot]

I dated a woman who had 4 or 5 in her left ear.
She was on TV and told me that when she worked in Dallas, she had to keep her hair over her ears so she wouldn’t shock the very sensitive Texans.
The kinky Californians let her set her freak ear free.

I’m at 5 on that ear.
At least Cali has that going for it.

…and don’t think I didn’t notice what you did there …

[PB]

Ok maybe I *don't* want to go to the Amazon and live with a tribe.  But I can't stop watching this guy's videos.

[PolkaDot]

🔥 Happy Beltane for those who like to play with fire.
🐇 Merry May Day to the rest of you horny bastards.

[Walks_At_Night]

Joan of Arc taking a rock to the dome on June 12, 1429.  She'd shake it off and lead the lads to victory.

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[Bart Ell]

Fish would have liked this.
He shit on their fake band so much they decided to hire him.

[Walks_At_Night]

The Mariner's offered a 51 incher in honor of Johnson's number being retired.  Wonder if K Dubb grabbed a couple of them Big Unit's?

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[JUAN]

I can almost stand the Kars for Kids commercial now.

[Walks_At_Night]

The removal of the Indian maiden from the Land O Lakes butter was due to some P.C. silliness.  Turns out it was due to some perverts performing perversions on her.   

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[PB]

I can almost stand the Kars for Kids commercial now.

I'm glad I watched this video - I was driving this am and the KfK commercial came on.  Usually it's an instant station change, but today I let it go.

After a few seconds of the original, there was that record scratching sound and the new one started up.  Lol.  So much better.

[JUAN]

@Bart Ell @KSM - that making of the commercial bothers me and I figured out why.  Those kids recorded sitting in a chair in an office and each individually.  Gone is the aura of going to the studio, the dim colored lights, the sound proofing, the engineer and producer behind the glass.  The recording turned out good, so maybe its OK, but some of the magic is gone, I would think.

Then there's the way Glenn Miller did it