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Bart Ell

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8970 on: April 29, 2026, 04:12:14 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 28, 2026, 03:09:17 PM
I finally did it! I’m pretty stoked. I’m now the proud owner of three new holes filled with white gold and amethyst on my left ear.

I dated a woman who had 4 or 5 in her left ear.
She was on TV and told me that when she worked in Dallas, she had to keep her hair over her ears so she wouldn’t shock the very sensitive Texans.
The kinky Californians let her set her freak ear free.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8971 on: April 29, 2026, 09:24:56 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 29, 2026, 04:12:14 AM
I dated a woman who had 4 or 5 in her left ear.
She was on TV and told me that when she worked in Dallas, she had to keep her hair over her ears so she wouldn’t shock the very sensitive Texans.
The kinky Californians let her set her freak ear free.

I’m at 5 on that ear.
At least Cali has that going for it.

…and don’t think I didn’t notice what you did there …
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8972 on: April 30, 2026, 12:15:17 AM »
Ok maybe I *don't* want to go to the Amazon and live with a tribe.  But I can't stop watching this guy's videos.



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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8973 on: May 01, 2026, 09:41:47 AM »
🔥 Happy Beltane for those who like to play with fire.
🐇 Merry May Day to the rest of you horny bastards.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8974 on: May 01, 2026, 07:43:08 PM »
Joan of Arc taking a rock to the dome on June 12, 1429.  She'd shake it off and lead the lads to victory.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8975 on: May 03, 2026, 04:40:55 AM »
Fish would have liked this.
He shit on their fake band so much they decided to hire him.



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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8976 on: May 03, 2026, 05:53:30 AM »
The Mariner's offered a 51 incher in honor of Johnson's number being retired.  Wonder if K Dubb grabbed a couple of them Big Unit's?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8977 on: May 03, 2026, 06:38:36 AM »
I can almost stand the Kars for Kids commercial now.
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I had assumed....
« Reply #8978 on: May 03, 2026, 07:07:43 PM »
The removal of the Indian maiden from the Land O Lakes butter was due to some P.C. silliness.  Turns out it was due to some perverts performing perversions on her.   :'(

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8979 on: May 03, 2026, 08:48:47 PM »
Quote from: JUAN on May 03, 2026, 06:38:36 AM
I can almost stand the Kars for Kids commercial now.

I'm glad I watched this video - I was driving this am and the KfK commercial came on.  Usually it's an instant station change, but today I let it go.

After a few seconds of the original, there was that record scratching sound and the new one started up.  Lol.  So much better.
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