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Is it right to thank sports teammates for showing up and engaging in their sport?

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Author Topic: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?  (Read 142 times)

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Sofia

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Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« on: January 04, 2019, 06:57:55 AM »
When thanked, are you supposed to say, "You're welcome" and hope the partner leaves a tip???  Like you did the guy a mere favor!  I thank people for taking out the trash, not for sex!  If a phrase applies to taking out the trash, should it never apply to sex?

Something about the joint venture of sex is relevant to not thanking.  Sex is a team sport.  Do athletes thank their teammates for playing in the game?  Why or why not?

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Re: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2019, 04:46:35 PM »
When thanked, are you supposed to say, "You're welcome" and hope the partner leaves a tip???  Like you did the guy a mere favor!  I thank people for taking out the trash, not for sex!  If a phrase applies to taking out the trash, should it never apply to sex?

Something about the joint venture of sex is relevant to not thanking.
Politeness is always good.*  Politeness between married people for marital relations is especially sweet.

* I mean it.  Somebody once put the hypothetic -- or maybe it was a real incident -- of the extermination camp exterminator being polite to the exterminatee.  Yes, if I were being terminated w extreme prejudice, I would prefer it being done to me w good manners.  If somebody's going to terminate me w extreme prejudice, I don't want hir being nasty to me on top of it.  It may be a little thing in the overall scheme, but it's something.

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Re: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2019, 04:49:55 PM »
"good game" *slap on the ass* 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Re: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2019, 05:02:07 PM »
Depends on if there was anything done that needed R.C. Cola to be involved as a complimentary thank you gift.

That’s when it gets weird!

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Re: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2019, 05:26:56 PM »
Jeter had it right - gift basket and an autographed 8X10 as a parting gift for his one night stands.

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Re: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2019, 11:45:21 PM »
Politeness is always good.*  Politeness between married people for marital relations is especially sweet.

* I mean it.  Somebody once put the hypothetic -- or maybe it was a real incident -- of the extermination camp exterminator being polite to the exterminatee.  Yes, if I were being terminated w extreme prejudice, I would prefer it being done to me w good manners.  If somebody's going to terminate me w extreme prejudice, I don't want hir being nasty to me on top of it.  It may be a little thing in the overall scheme, but it's something.
Geez, Robert.  From orgasm to death that fast.  I don't mean any harm, but go easy on me!

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Re: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2019, 11:46:50 PM »
Depends on if there was anything done that needed R.C. Cola to be involved as a complimentary thank you gift.

That’s when it gets weird!
There is very little wrong in life that a nice cola can't fix fast!

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Re: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2019, 11:55:28 PM »
Jeter had it right - gift basket and an autographed 8X10 as a parting gift for his one night stands.
Gratuities for groupies, snark.

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Re: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2019, 07:49:36 AM »
"good game" *slap on the ass* 🤷🏻‍♂️
can’t go wrong with that
applicable for team sports and sex...

or if things didn’t quite work out the way you would have liked...
head to the locker room, review the film, discuss what could be done differently
and be better prepared for next time

again, works for both
imagine, if you will...
a muffled grunt awakens you
SAMSQUATCH (AKA slow Kathy) is staring down at you
unable to move, you then realize duck tape has you secured to a sofabed
looking around you realize you are inside Casa Senda
then slow Kathy begins to disrobe...

pleasant dreams..

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Re: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2019, 12:40:08 AM »
When thanked, are you supposed to say, "You're welcome" and hope the partner leaves a tip???  Like you did the guy a mere favor!  I thank people for taking out the trash, not for sex!  If a phrase applies to taking out the trash, should it never apply to sex?

Something about the joint venture of sex is relevant to not thanking.  Sex is a team sport.  Do athletes thank their teammates for playing in the game?  Why or why not?
  I've actually been thanked quite a bit.  Just ask a few of the ladies here.  And more than a few of the men who watched and took notes. 

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Re: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2019, 12:40:30 AM »
"good game" *slap on the ass* 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Re: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2019, 12:41:29 AM »
There is very little wrong in life that a nice cola 8 ball can't fix fast!

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Re: Is It Creepy to be Thanked for Engaging in Marital Relations?
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2019, 12:45:52 AM »
  I've actually been thanked quite a bit.  Just ask a few of the ladies here.  And more than a few of the men who watched and took notes.
True, through and through.