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Preakness Stakes 2019
« on: May 19, 2019, 04:59:52 AM »
Full race. Pony Express tells the asshole on his back to fuck off and runs it without him. He even puts in an extra lap around the track.

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Re: Preakness Stakes 2019
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2019, 07:40:53 AM »
LEGACY SQUATTER  would be a fantastic name for a horse.
I know what you are thinking - it's already taken.
I mean for a race horse.

I also enjoy seeing midgets flying so this video made me happy.


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Re: Preakness Stakes 2019
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2019, 08:30:17 AM »
Full race. Pony Express tells the asshole on his back to fuck off and runs it without him. He even puts in an extra lap around the track.

Good one. I think Run Rhino Run is still my fave

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Re: Preakness Stakes 2019
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2019, 12:21:10 PM »
Good one. I think Run Rhino Run is still my fave

That’s a damn fast horse. I was hoping to see another flying midget though.
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Re: Preakness Stakes 2019
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2019, 12:25:00 PM »
That’s a damn fast horse. I was hoping to see another flying midget though.

No unhorsed Jockey's true but it did have the largest, bald man of Indian descent that I've ever seen.

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Re: Preakness Stakes 2019
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2019, 12:26:03 PM »
No unhorsed Jockey's true but it did have the largest, bald man of Indian descent that I've ever seen.

Very true.
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Re: Preakness Stakes 2019
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2019, 12:32:38 PM »
I'd like to see horses trained to run all of the races on their own.  Jockeys give me the creeps.

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Re: Preakness Stakes 2019
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2019, 12:37:56 PM »
I'd like to see horses trained to run all of the races on their own.  Jockeys give me the creeps.

Huh.  Why is that?

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