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Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« on: July 06, 2019, 07:51:05 PM »
Many, many years now and I've never placed lower than second and I can humbly boast more wins than any other entry throughout these years. This year a new guy from the fkn prairies (Saskatchewan ::)) He's also hosting the after party BBQ so I believe this is political as he's bribing with crab, lobster and ribeye both bone in and out. So there's that, and it's obvious that a few guys threw their votes because they know they never stood a chance against my grass!

I have two lawns in front and two in back, all maintaining the same quality. You'll see in these two pictures that my lawns are impecable! Look at the straight on above shot, it's flawless! There's no way his inconsistant coloring has the win. I'm not talking about the second place guy because his was damn good stuff but still not as consistant as mine. That said I'd be fine if he won.. sort of.


Not entering again. Poor sports can't keep up and they throw their pussy vote. Shame!

In the meadow we can build a snowman. Kick his ass and run em' outta town. If you don't like it baby I say, blow man! Coz you're the biggest cocksucker around.

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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2019, 08:31:27 PM »
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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2019, 09:13:40 PM »
Next time try a patriotic boomer lawn with a good curb gap. That and serve more than a minnow sized piece of salmon with a green bean and a half...

https://twitter.com/theeartvandelay/status/1146980548595740672
Be wary of phony kleptos with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2019, 09:46:54 PM »
Next time try a patriotic boomer lawn with a good curb gap. That and serve more than a minnow sized piece of salmon with a green bean and a half...

https://twitter.com/theeartvandelay/status/1146980548595740672
I don't see a salmon dinner, what are you talking about?

My grass is unbeatable, look at the POV picture #2 again. You can get an equal lawn to mine but it can NOT be beat! There are absolutely no inconsistences in over 1700 sq ft of blemish free lawn. When I say I was robbed I mean it! It's turned into a popularity contest so I'm taking my dolly and I'm going home!  Groyper's grass looks to be very nice, well edged and nicely presented but bells and whistles and other distractions do not count here. If I get giraffe to hang around as a living ornament he's still a fkn giraffe on my lawn. He's not my lawn.

I like girrafes.


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Deck The Neighbors!

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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2019, 10:41:57 PM »
I don't see a salmon dinner, what are you talking about?

See picture 3 of your post labeled “Salmon Dinner.” 
Be wary of phony kleptos with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2019, 10:44:53 PM »
See picture 3 of your post labeled “Salmon Dinner.”
@Bart Ell hacked my post. Either that or I killed the giraffe for shitting on my lawn and we're eating him in small portions.
In the meadow we can build a snowman. Kick his ass and run em' outta town. If you don't like it baby I say, blow man! Coz you're the biggest cocksucker around.

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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2019, 10:51:51 PM »
@Bart Ell hacked my post. Either that or I killed the giraffe for shitting on my lawn and we're eating him in small portions.

Next time serve the whole giraffe with more than a green bean and a HALF!
Be wary of phony kleptos with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2019, 11:00:39 PM »
Dude.  I can totally see where you stood out on your lawn in the middle of the night and took a piss.  You screwed yourself.

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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2019, 11:49:06 PM »
Dude.  I can totally see where you stood out on your lawn in the middle of the night and took a piss.  You screwed yourself.
You're running a little low tonight. That one was weak, even for you. Get some sleep and try again tomorrow.
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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2019, 02:44:13 AM »
You're running a little low tonight. That one was weak, even for you. Get some sleep and try again tomorrow.

You were nobbled.

Next year throw a bee bomb on it and show em how much you don’t give a shit.
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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2019, 04:43:15 AM »
Are you Hank Hill?

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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2019, 05:26:50 AM »
All those cunts from the Prairies know is flat.
You never had a chance.

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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2019, 03:10:24 PM »
You should have won just for the Lawny Anderson name.

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Re: Robbed! 3rd Place Lawn King?
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2019, 08:46:43 PM »
Are you Hank Hill?
Lol  Take the geography out of it and yes, I guess I am.


All those cunts from the Prairies know is flat.
You never had a chance.
HA! Yeah he's made it flat as hell, I think I saw Brent Butt pumping gas there a few days ago..  He's a wanka and I'm a big baby.
In the meadow we can build a snowman. Kick his ass and run em' outta town. If you don't like it baby I say, blow man! Coz you're the biggest cocksucker around.

Deck The Neighbors!