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a street person asked to use my phone
« on: July 14, 2019, 09:58:32 AM »
I said no but I thought about it a minute cause she was kinda cute.
Then she asked for a hi-five..
is that a thing now or what?

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Re: a street person asked to use my phone
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2019, 10:02:21 AM »
I said no but I thought about it a minute cause she was kinda cute.
Then she asked for a hi-five..
is that a thing now or what?

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Re: a street person asked to use my phone
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2019, 10:17:30 AM »
I was employed at a hospital that was located in an area that was referred to by the locals as the “bad lands”. I went outside to get some real air. A banged up homeless female asked me if she could use my phone. I explained that I don’t have a cell phone. The true was I did not have my cell phone on me…on purpose. My answer surprised her. She started to feel sorry for me. She said to me “why don’t you get one of those “Obama Phones?” The next thing she did she started to point out all the places for me to get my Obama phone. She provided me with all the details. I thank her and went back to work.

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Re: a street person asked to use my phone
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2019, 01:51:27 PM »
Then she asked for a hi-five..
is that a thing now or what?

Yes.
It replaced finger banging in 2018.

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Re: a street person asked to use my phone
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2019, 04:08:15 PM »
I said no but I thought about it a minute cause she was kinda cute.
Then she asked for a hi-five..
is that a thing now or what?

Was she of the large breasted variety? Did anything twitch?

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Re: a street person asked to use my phone
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2019, 04:33:25 PM »
One must be careful when signing for a free Obama phone. George Senda lost his Lifeline twisted wire phone in his apartment when he accepted a new Obama phone. Once his application was processed and it was discovered his social security number appeared on two devices and immediately the first device was disconnected. Now George is dependant on a wireless phone and must take extra care to avoid dropping it, sitting on it or worse yet, having it take a dive into the feces infested toilet after a daily body excrement purge.

Question: Where does a street person charge their obama phone? Are there public USB outlets on every telephone pole? In my rural back country town, USB has yet to arrive, ranchers and town folk use sticks and cow pies to communicate. They learned this technique thousands of years ago from alien visitors.(1)

1. (See Howe, Linda M for more)


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Re: a street person asked to use my phone
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2019, 11:33:20 PM »
Do you still have your wallet?
Is TB's wallet magical?
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: a street person asked to use my phone
« Reply #7 on: Today at 02:11:10 AM »
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Then she asked for a hi-five..
is that a thing now or what?
The high five'n homeless?


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