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What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« on: August 10, 2019, 09:50:08 PM »
"Sometimes I love you more than I could ever imagine loving anybody, seriously" "Other times I just want to smash your face in" No laugh, no wink, just a moment of silence..


Wonderful way to start off a beautiful Sunny day while the birds sing and petunias celebrate all around you.
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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2019, 09:53:42 PM »
John Wayne Bobbitt did porn after they sewed his dick back on.

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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2019, 11:40:36 PM »
John Wayne Bobbitt did porn after they sewed his dick back on.

So, "Bobbitt The Twit, With The Detachable Dick?" ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2019, 08:37:56 AM »
"Sometimes I love you more than I could ever imagine loving anybody, seriously" "Other times I just want to smash your face in" No laugh, no wink, just a moment of silence..


Wonderful way to start off a beautiful Sunny day while the birds sing and petunias celebrate all around you.

@KSM   There is a thin line between love and hate.  ;D

Seriously though, my ex-wife said something similar.  Many years ago during dinner at a restaurant...something to the effect of "I love you and you're my best friend, but I sometimes think of poisoning you."  Ending that with a weird chuckle and a dead stare.  It wasn't a comical thing either, as I figured it was.  She had a strange serious look.  I laughed and said "What!?"  She responded with "I'm serious. You make me feel this way. We'll need to talk."  Then I quietly tore off a piece of bread and sopped up the broth from my Cioppino as the wheels were turning in my head.  We didn't talk that night.  In fact I avoided talking or deep subjects for some time thereafter.  LOL

I'd rather be responsible for poisoning myself than having another person do it so I guess our divorce was a good thing in the long run.   ;)   Probably should've done it sooner.

*** Disclaimer ~ I am in no way implying that there is any similar trouble in your relationship.  I'm just sharing my story.  Now crack one of those ice cold (or piss warm) micro-brews and get to drinkin' and enjoy the day my man!  :D

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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2019, 10:52:40 AM »
@KSM   There is a thin line between love and hate.  ;D

Seriously though, my ex-wife said something similar.  Many years ago during dinner at a restaurant...something to the effect of "I love you and you're my best friend, but I sometimes think of poisoning you."  Ending that with a weird chuckle and a dead stare.  It wasn't a comical thing either, as I figured it was.  She had a strange serious look.  I laughed and said "What!?"  She responded with "I'm serious. You make me feel this way. We'll need to talk."  Then I quietly tore off a piece of bread and sopped up the broth from my Cioppino as the wheels were turning in my head.  We didn't talk that night.  In fact I avoided talking or deep subjects for some time thereafter.  LOL

I'd rather be responsible for poisoning myself than having another person do it so I guess our divorce was a good thing in the long run.   ;)   Probably should've done it sooner.

*** Disclaimer ~ I am in no way implying that there is any similar trouble in your relationship.  I'm just sharing my story.  Now crack one of those ice cold (or piss warm) micro-brews and get to drinkin' and enjoy the day my man!  :D

Hey, ShayP, good to see you, man! ;D

+1 ;)
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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2019, 10:55:51 AM »
John Wayne Bobbitt did porn after they sewed his dick back on.

So (or sew, lol) a stitch in time saves . . . wait.  That not the same thing.  Never mind. :-[

Hey, man, +1 on yer sassy ass. ;) ;D
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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2019, 11:00:37 AM »
"Sometimes I love you more than I could ever imagine loving anybody, seriously" "Other times I just want to smash your face in" No laugh, no wink, just a moment of silence..


Wonderful way to start off a beautiful Sunny day while the birds sing and petunias celebrate all around you.

+1.  I hope that's helps you feel a little bit better. ;) ;D
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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2019, 12:15:54 PM »
John Wayne Bobbitt did porn after they sewed his dick back on.

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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2019, 04:56:20 PM »
@KSM   There is a thin line between love and hate.  ;D

Seriously though, my ex-wife said something similar.  Many years ago during dinner at a restaurant...something to the effect of "I love you and you're my best friend, but I sometimes think of poisoning you."  Ending that with a weird chuckle and a dead stare.  It wasn't a comical thing either, as I figured it was.  She had a strange serious look.  I laughed and said "What!?"  She responded with "I'm serious. You make me feel this way. We'll need to talk."  Then I quietly tore off a piece of bread and sopped up the broth from my Cioppino as the wheels were turning in my head.  We didn't talk that night.  In fact I avoided talking or deep subjects for some time thereafter.  LOL

I'd rather be responsible for poisoning myself than having another person do it so I guess our divorce was a good thing in the long run.   ;)   Probably should've done it sooner.

*** Disclaimer ~ I am in no way implying that there is any similar trouble in your relationship.  I'm just sharing my story.  Now crack one of those ice cold (or piss warm) micro-brews and get to drinkin' and enjoy the day my man!  :D
@ShayP Lolol  that story cracked me up. Was she a chemist? The most dreaded words on Earth "we need to talk" Fuck! That! - Lady, you talk! I'll be over there with the hot iron inserted into my eye socket.
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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2019, 05:03:28 PM »
The matter has since been resolved as apparently I was a "real dink on Friday night" I wasn't, so I won't change. Onward and upward I say.


..If your wife has one of those friends named "Andrea" a German chick that insists you roll and accentuate the R when pronouncing her name, be like me and refuse to give her the satisfaction. Dink On!
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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2019, 05:29:59 PM »
Is that an-DRRRRRAY-uh? I’ve known one of them.

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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2019, 05:43:10 PM »
The matter has since been resolved as apparently I was a "real dink on Friday night" I wasn't, so I won't change. Onward and upward I say.


..If your wife has one of those friends named "Andrea" a German chick that insists you roll and accentuate the R when pronouncing her name, be like me and refuse to give her the satisfaction. Dink On!

@KSM  Call her AndieBaby and allow her to humbly accept her position in your circle of influence.
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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2019, 06:28:41 PM »
"Sometimes I love you more than I could ever imagine loving anybody, seriously" "Other times I just want to smash your face in" No laugh, no wink, just a moment of silence..


Wonderful way to start off a beautiful Sunny day while the birds sing and petunias celebrate all around you.
300 mgs of ciproroline.  200 mgs off Zoloft .  coffee.  That should cut the bi polar out of your day

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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2019, 06:42:32 PM »
@KSM  Call her AndieBaby and allow her to humbly accept her position in your circle of influence.
LOL  might happen. Oh, I should add that she is one of those unannounced pop-in assholes who has a real knack for knowing when we're making a weekend dinner with drinks or BBQing etc. She doesn't bring her own drinks nor does she bring her own steak. But she'll talk about how much she made on pot stocks in 2014/15. She gets too drunk to drive herself home, she spills wine, she wants to get in the hot tub and will no doubt ask if we can we please build a fire out back and make smoars please. Smores? whatever ::)


300 mgs of ciproroline.  200 mgs off Zoloft .  coffee.  That should cut the bi polar out of your day
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Re: What Kind Of Thing Is This To Say During Breakfast?
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2019, 12:23:00 AM »
Is that an-DRRRRRAY-uh? I’ve known one of them.
@juan A few less R's but you have to hit them HARD! Think German, and the A and H sound at the end are soft as if they fade. It's almost a quiet BARK! in the middle of a normal name.
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