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Things That Annoy @Sofia
« on: September 21, 2019, 02:08:52 AM »
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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2019, 02:24:10 AM »
Or any other name she chooses to use going forward.
Hello.  Yes, we Aries like to stay fresh...  Glad you made it back!   I'm hitting the hay but hope you made it all the way home okay.  Sure enjoyed those photos.  It was nice of you to keep in touch here during your adventure.  Had you been there before (sorry if I missed that part)?  But I'm going to sleep asap.

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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2019, 02:25:16 AM »
People who declare they have sworn off pork bacon but don't realize they are still buying bacon bits, lol.

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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2019, 02:58:34 AM »
Hello.  Yes, we Aries like to stay fresh...  Glad you made it back!   I'm hitting the hay but hope you made it all the way home okay.  Sure enjoyed those photos.  It was nice of you to keep in touch here during your adventure.  Had you been there before (sorry if I missed that part)?  But I'm going to sleep asap.

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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2019, 03:05:58 AM »
People who declare they have sworn off pork bacon but don't realize they are still buying bacon bits, lol.

Not all bacon bits are created equal. Some, like McKormicks, are made from soy.

LPT: Never trust anyone that swears off bacon.
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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2019, 03:47:15 PM »
LOL This should be good.. hehehe
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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2019, 04:25:54 PM »
That was my first time to Asia. In this lifetime anyway. Yes, I am home safe.

Is your dragon spitting fire? How was customs with your kilo packed Bangkok sandwiches?

Enquiring minds want to know.
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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2019, 04:44:03 PM »
Not all bacon bits are created equal. Some, like McKormicks, are made from soy.

LPT: Never trust anyone that swears off bacon.

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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2019, 04:51:40 PM »
Is your dragon spitting fire? How was customs with your kilo packed Bangkok sandwiches?

Enquiring minds want to know.

miller, "dragon spitting fire" is a euphemism for situations like your little incident with the oozing micro-peter.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2019, 06:11:48 PM »
Is your dragon spitting fire? How was customs with your kilo packed Bangkok sandwiches?

Enquiring minds want to know.

I am confident we could have smuggled in a thermonuclear device. We got waved right through customs. 
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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2019, 06:20:46 PM »
I am confident we could have smuggled in a thermonuclear device. We got waved right through customs.

What are your thoughts on vacationing in Medellin next, my friend?
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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2019, 06:23:00 PM »
What are your thoughts on vacationing in Medellin next, my friend?

There are still some places I need to see in Thailand. I hope I live to make it back there.
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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2019, 06:25:50 PM »
I used to know a guy who had a weird growth or skintag on the back of his ear. One day while in his car (I was in the back seat) I noticed the thing for the first time. I asked him "Ken, do you have a bacon bit stuck to your ear?" It was gross, all redish and crinkled with a somewhat moist look. He wasn't to happy with the question ::) and we were almost at our destination. Ken is dead now but yeah it was an odd little bacon style growth.  Even looked like it might be salty :o Had some real texture to it! Huh
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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2019, 06:27:06 PM »
There are still some places I need to see in Thailand. I hope I live to make it back there.

I hope you do too. As for Columbia, you've got to hit it up while you’re on a roll.
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Re: Things That Annoy @Sofia
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2019, 06:42:01 PM »
I used to know a guy who had a weird growth or skintag on the back of his ear. One day while in his car (I was in the back seat) I noticed the thing for the first time. I asked him "Ken, do you have a bacon bit stuck to your ear?" It was gross, all redish and crinkled with a somewhat moist look. He wasn't to happy with the question ::) and we were almost at our destination. Ken is dead now but yeah it was an odd little bacon style growth.  Even looked like it might be salty :o Had some real texture to it! Huh

You know you’re going to hell for that one @KSM, right?

Fucking hilarious anyway! 
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