Halloween 🎃 Very Scary Boys and Girls

[KSM]

So you cook too?

Only the potatoes. I make perfect roasted garlic mash. They're DECADENT!  I have to put my hair up in a man bun lest somebody find a long black hair in their foodstuff. I try to convince everybody that Elvira was over and she was headbanging in the kitchen but nobody ever believes me. I'm usually not allowed in the kitchen. Plus it's usually full of wine drinking hens like yourself as they bitch about the music mix I play throughout the house via my C-Crane FM transmitter!!!  I don't see why having a mixture of hard rock, old country (Waylon only) and some punk is offensive.

And what is a "peep"? And why should I suck on that?  If you're lucky I'll sign on after the house empties and I'm up drinking trying to keep up with you. Good Golly, Lady! Try to control yourself.

Blaming autocorrect and long fingernails for grammar and spelling transgressions? hmm.   Long fingernails are to handjobs what braces are to blowjobs. So for that reason - I'm out! No dice!

[GravitySucks]

@KSM add this to your playlist

[KSM]

It's gracious to be thankful. Hope you enjoy your Day of Turkey Ham!

Saw The Exorcist for the millionth time the other night...still spooky after all these years. Who does that kind of stuff, anyway? Geez

@sumethinz new Thank you for the first part. The ham was a carnivores dream. Big hunk o glistening glazed pork!(see picture below) Man, when you carve a ham the dog is right there and ready to assist. She made off rather well with hammy num-nums.

And yes, does the best dramatic horror movie of all time ever get old? Nope.

@KSM add this to your playlist

@GravitySucks After a house full of my wife's friends with their sissy husbands that was a nice, calm, treat to listen to. There really should be an (Awesome live performances) thread.

I was gifted two bottles of some of my favorite Scotch from guests who met me for the first time!   I'm sure SHE had something to do with it. I stayed at the dining room table while all of them spent most of the day in the kitchen. Nobody complained about the music. Can't wait to see what's in store for me tomorrow. I deserve so very much

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[TigerLily]

@KSM add this to your playlist

I love that song. Gorgeous rendition. That lady can sing. But someone needs to dress her. Maybe I can interest her in something from my Collection ...

[TigerLily]

Only the potatoes. I make perfect roasted garlic mash. They're DECADENT!  I have to put my hair up in a man bun lest somebody find a long black hair in their foodstuff. I try to convince everybody that Elvira was over and she was headbanging in the kitchen but nobody ever believes me. I'm usually not allowed in the kitchen. Plus it's usually full of wine drinking hens like yourself as they bitch about the music mix I play throughout the house via my C-Crane FM transmitter!!!  I don't see why having a mixture of hard rock, old country (Waylon only) and some punk is offensive.

And what is a "peep"? And why should I suck on that?  If you're lucky I'll sign on after the house empties and I'm up drinking trying to keep up with you. Good Golly, Lady! Try to control yourself.

Blaming autocorrect and long fingernails for grammar and spelling transgressions? hmm.   Long fingernails are to handjobs what braces are to blowjobs. So for that reason - I'm out! No dice!

Oh yes. That's what we live for. And you have no idea what you are missing

[Rikki Gins]

[sumethinz new]

It might be an interesting curiosity to see that in action and not just in words

Oh my!

[sumethinz new]

@sumethinz new Thank you for the first part. The ham was a carnivores dream. Big hunk o glistening glazed pork!(see picture below) Man, when you carve a ham the dog is right there and ready to assist. She made off rather well with hammy num-nums.

And yes, does the best dramatic horror movie of all time ever get old? Nope.

@GravitySucks After a house full of my wife's friends with their sissy husbands that was a nice, calm, treat to listen to. There really should be an (Awesome live performances) thread.

I was gifted two bottles of some of my favorite Scotch from guests who met me for the first time!   I'm sure SHE had something to do with it. I stayed at the dining room table while all of them spent most of the day in the kitchen. Nobody complained about the music. Can't wait to see what's in store for me tomorrow. I deserve so very much

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Sounds like a good time. Good on you!

When I think of domestic dogs I have a certain sympathy, given they have such an acute sense of smell. Ham!?!!! Is that ham!?! Gimme some. I need ham!

Yeah, I can relate to Pavlov's poor puppies. Anyway, glad you had a good celebration

[TigerLily]

If you and your beloved are REALLY into Halloween

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[GravitySucks]

One can never be woke enough.

http://westchester.news12.com/story/41211141/bed-bath-and-beyond-pulls-black-jackolanterns-after-complaints-in-nyack

[anniem]

One can never be woke enough.

http://westchester.news12.com/story/41211141/bed-bath-and-beyond-pulls-black-jackolanterns-after-complaints-in-nyack

No blue pumpkins, it will upset sad people
No red pumpkins, it will upset sun burnt people
No yellow pumpkins, it will upset frightened people
No green pumpkins, it will upset people who wish to conserve energy
No purple pumpkins, it will upset the people eaters

[GravitySucks]

No blue pumpkins, it will upset sad people
No red pumpkins, it will upset sun burnt people
No yellow pumpkins, it will upset frightened people
No green pumpkins, it will upset people who wish to conserve energy
No purple pumpkins, it will upset the people eaters

Can’t even have rainbow pumpkins. 

[anniem]

Can’t even have rainbow pumpkins.

Oh that's right too

[anniem]

Can’t even have rainbow pumpkins.

Or white pumpkins cos it will upset.............................................THE SNOWFLAKES!

hee hee hee

[PB]

No blue pumpkins, it will upset sad people
No red pumpkins, it will upset sun burnt people
No yellow pumpkins, it will upset frightened people
No green pumpkins, it will upset people who wish to conserve energy
No purple pumpkins, it will upset the people eaters

No orange pumpkins, they will be associated with our orange president.  Probably racist, and likely influenced the election.