The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[PolkaDot]

I'm a Midwesterner and I'd never touch either of those 3. Craft beers and IPAs or ippas as heather called them, for me!

I'm with you.

[anniem]

This has to be a blatant falsehood.

Perhaps JM would test it out. He can bring his toaster right in there by the tub and make some toast.

[Aquarius]

Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.  You just don't understand the difference between speaking 'radio' and everything else.  The two are two different languages.  You should invest in a Spirit Box so that ART can school you fm the great beyond. One day, you too, may be a big radio personality like Heather.

Yes, but... do we think Art would be ok adapting to the digital world? Such as not insisting on landlines (many of which are voip/internet lines anyway now), and lower bit rates for downloads, and no bumpers, etc? I wonder.

[Jedimiller]

Blujay. Stop using my copyrighted pics.  You dont have the right. Stop now or u will heard from my informers

[Aquarius]

"Where you headed, ma'am? Going that fast for these conditions and over the posted limit. Is there an emergency?"
"Yes, I'm securing my LEGACY and on the way to do some fire-dancing and candle-work..."
"Uh, ok. Do you happen to have your proof of financial responsibility to go along with this "driver's license?"
"My proof of financial responsibility?"
"Your insurance, ma'am..." 
"Oh, I have it. But I left it in the ethereal plane last time I was out-of-body, surely you can understand that officer. (bats eyes)" 
"Ok, just stay right there, ma'am, let me just run this magic license" 
(over heard on the police CD radio crackling in distance) "Yes, send over an ambulance I think I got a L2K situation here, suspect is mentioning possible self-immolation and might be a danger to herself or others in the community considering the drought and fire conditions..."
"Ok, ma'am, if you could step out of the car. No ma'am please leave that kerosene and sticks in the car. (mumbling) Yes, leave the candles too.  It will just be a moment while we discuss some things with the nice men in white suits (mumbling) No, they are not aliens. Just please wait ma'am."

Oh, BRILLIANT, Albrecht! I just spit out my tea because of you. Really, I just loved this, so perfect. +1 because that's all I can give you now!

[GravitySucks]

Perhaps JM would test it out. He can bring his toaster right in there by the tub and make some toast.

👍🏼

[Aquarius]

An actual photo of the event.  Her boyfriend built it for her.
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OMG, second spit-take of the night! Love this, DS! Thank you and +1!

[GravitySucks]

Blujay. Stop using my copyrighted pics.  You dont have the right. Stop now or u will heard from my informers

Too many Coors Lights there genius?

[anniem]

It is possible time is different for him, as is logic and meaning. I'm starting to think there maybe a different time/space dimension in the Heatherverse, where magic wallets, mysterious boyfriends and dessicated ducks abide.

Mystery solved!!

[anniem]

👍🏼

You got it. Thank you!   

[Aquarius]

Is he playing Barry Manilow in the background? Because it's (almost) heartwarming to know he's a Fanilow ...

Didn't he say on FB he won tickets from a radio station to a Manilow concert? Then asked HW if she liked Manilow and she said no, but she liked the BeeGees (two out of three of whom are now dead), turning him down?

How subtle to play Manilow while he drinks one set of suds and fouls up the other. 

[Aquarius]

He wrote the songs... at the Copa, with Mandy...

FIFY

[Aquarius]

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I have no word, Bluejay, other than "awesome." +1

[GravitySucks]

FIFY

Worst show I ever saw in Vegas. He was singing melodies with himself. Awful.

[Aquarius]

Code Ninja's from a third world country.

You mean "code nannies," don't you, Mr Apnea?