The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[Doomed]

Solid picks there.  I had Bronson Pinchot pegged as kind of a fanatical stalker:

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Tater...

[Doomed]

I guess i could play Heathers BF. Jack black playing the part.

They have a part for you.
The doorstop...

[Doomed]

Aileen Wuornos as Heather Wade:

Perfect.
 

[JUAN]

Lindsey Lohan

She has tits.

[Ms. C]

Who do you think would be the perfect actress for Heather?  And what about for Art?

For @Jedimiller
I Watched CSI through its run ... one of the characters was Lady Heather, the professional Dominatrix and former owner of a fetish club in Vegas.
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[Jedimiller]

Heather is smoking hot isn't she?

[MAX]

Frances Mcdormand
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Anthony Hopkins as Art Bell.

[Ms. C]

Anthony Hopkins as Art Bell.

All these suggestions are epic!!!! 
Thanks for the great laughs and what a film we are producing!!!!

[PB]

Kam Fong as Chin Ho

[Journey]

Kathy Bates?
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Bluejay I will pay to see this movie. She would be perfect !!

[Big Chicken]

Kam Fong as Chin Ho

Yet another loser from the Big Chicken's past.

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I think Tim Allen would be the best choice to play Keith.
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He would be a good Keith

[PB]

Poor Art, people didn't believe his BS stalker/shooter story, or tune in nightly to Heater when he said to.

Poor Heater, we have to tell the truth about her.  Does she want us to lie?  Are we supposed to lie because people want us to?

[Journey]

Larry the cable guy as Michael Vara
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This was the best type casting yet. ROFL!!!

[Journey]

Poor Art, people didn't believe his BS stalker/shooter story, or tune in nightly to Heater when he said to.

Poor Heater, we have to tell the truth about her.  Does she want us to lie?  Are we supposed to lie because people want us to?

Great points. She actually lied about not lieing. She makes my head hurt keeping up with them all.